United Thread - 2023/24

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Exactly - this exposure is no accident.

These cnuts have been burying way worse than this for YEARS. It almost feels like its a concerted effort to unseat the Glazer's from within the club. It certainly has the whiff of the Piscan about it.

 

[barney*]

These sanctimonious tits actually believe this absolute horseshit. They’re almost as cult-like as Liverpool.

The rags lost the last bit of dignity and integrity they ever had back in 1958 when they evicted players and their families from club houses after the Munich Air Crash.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

If the PL/UEFA continue with the new ffp rules, they could collapse sooner rather than later.
Them getting to the CL this year, probably saves them for next year, but can you honestly see them being helped to such an overt degree again this season to get top 5? So 2025 becomes a real crunch year.

there’s also the HMRC investigation ongoing IIRC, which generally ends badly for football teams… or is that mis-remembering?

Is that a serious question???

 

[TonyM]

That escaped terrorist should hide in their trophy cabinet.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

That escaped terrorist should hide in their trophy cabinet.

They would cover for him if there was something in it for them.

 

[East Level 2]

They're in meltdown.

The roof still leaks. The Glazers are taking the piss and the money. The share price has plunged. The hierarchy in the boardroom are a bunch of incompetents. The Manager isn't respected or obeyed by the players, some of them being accused of serious assault. And the fans are revolting (about the only consistency of it all). Their season is in ruins already and they are a laughing stock everywhere.

Never mind eh?

They'll still have a few MOTM performances from refs, assistants and VAR.

 

[Bald fraud]

I’m hearing rumours of a big sponsorship deal from Stella Artois next season for the rags!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The bombshell today is that one of the 2 "new" victims reported it to the police in May 2022.

Which means that United sunk about €150m into a guy they knew was accused of rape and sexual assault, or they're so dumb they didn't do a basic background check.

Also, it's increidbly hard to imagine Eric ten Hag didn't know about this, which means he knowingly recruited him despite the serious allegations, which IMO if confirmed would make his position at the club untenable, let alone combining that with his support for Greenwood's reintegration, his outing of Sancho's mental health issues and his support for Overmars and Promes before taking the job.

Whilst everything at the club is clearly rotten, the appointment of Ten Haag clearly hasn't improved their level of integrity displayed.

His interviews have become angry and bitter, which could be viewed as the typical " rag arrogance " but seeing all the shit being revealed clearly isn't helping his demeanour. Knowing that his days there and reputation are slowly going down the shitter won't be helping.

Which one of the cunts he has to rely on, is actually poisoning his coffee ?

He must have been aware of the Antony issues, but his desire to have Greenwood available is damning for his credibilty and decency.

So who at the swamp really doesn't want the Dutch Pep to succeed, and who championed his appointment ?

All good to watch from the sidelines however.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Came here to post this about yesterday...



And this today...



I look forward to the latest scandal all the time now, every single day is like this...



Every day is a blessing with these rag scruffs, from defending that disgrace Greenwood and now Antony, to them honouring the total nonce above they're showing exactly who they really are and I'm loving it. Every day lately is a good news day that I can't help but relish from this comedy club, can also taste the misery lately from all these self righteous rag wankers and it tastes good.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Enjoy the ride, everybody. We've just won a historic treble, and those verminous bastards from outside of Manchester are falling apart.
There may be, just may be, jelly and ice cream on the distant horizon.

And that will be a problem, as long as he’s haunting the leaking corridors of the crumbling swamp nothing changes, sadly when he passes on I think things will start to change.