United Thread - 2023/24

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Oh dear, it’s really not been a good week for them.




I started the ‘write your own united debacle headline’ thread, slightly tongue in cheek… but events seem to be gearing up.

It’s as though the media have been sitting on so many united negative stories for so many years, that once the dam is breached, it’s just going to be pouring out for a long time.
 
What intrigues me about this shithouse of a club is what else are they hiding in their filing cabinets and is this the real reason no fucker wants to buy them. Seems the Glazers are perfect for the scum.
 
They're in meltdown.

The roof still leaks. The Glazers are taking the piss and the money. The share price has plunged. The hierarchy in the boardroom are a bunch of incompetents. The Manager isn't respected or obeyed by the players, some of them being accused of serious assault. And the fans are revolting (about the only consistency of it all). Their season is in ruins already and they are a laughing stock everywhere.

Never mind eh?
 
"The force for good in the world"...



You get the feeling he is just blaming the Glazers, if you look at a lot of the comments about these scandals over at their shit site many are blaming the women for coming forward and not the players, granted many of these comments are from people with shit societies overseas but still it's ALL the club that's in the toilet.

That pina colada comment at the end said it all :)
 
They're in meltdown.

The roof still leaks. The Glazers are taking the piss and the money. The share price has plunged. The hierarchy in the boardroom are a bunch of incompetents. The Manager isn't respected or obeyed by the players, some of them being accused of serious assault. And the fans are revolting (about the only consistency of it all). Their season is in ruins already and they are a laughing stock everywhere.

Never mind eh?

In these uncertain and challenging times, I find it difficult not to feel just a small amount of empathy for their 749 billion fans...






...but then I remember that fucking banner, my blood starts to boil and I think "fuck them".
 
"The force for good in the world"...


These sanctimonious tits actually believe this absolute horseshit. They’re almost as cult-like as Liverpool.

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I started the ‘write your own united debacle headline’ thread, slightly tongue in cheek… but events seem to be gearing up.

It’s as though the media have been sitting on so many united negative stories for so many years, that once the dam is breached, it’s just going to be pouring out for a long time.
It's international week, so there's nowt else to write about. All the newspaper hacks, twitter hoors, youtube channels and betting sites are desperate for the clicks. And they know that people will gorge on this shit.

UNITED STAR CANCELLED

Former Manchester United star, Viv Anderson has cancelled his Gym membership. The 67 year old has decided to stick to golf instead of attending the exclusive £500 per month Hale Barnes Gym....A spokesperson said....blah blah blah

>>>>>Insert massive advert for PADDY POWER<<<<<<<<
 
I started the ‘write your own united debacle headline’ thread, slightly tongue in cheek… but events seem to be gearing up.

It’s as though the media have been sitting on so many united negative stories for so many years, that once the dam is breached, it’s just going to be pouring out for a long time.

I wonder if the Qataris are paying for this in revenge.
 
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