United Thread - 2023/24

[KS55]

Of course he may also believe that being a part of Manchester United may carry some kudos when he faces his trial.

There is the alternative where he thinks Ten Bob is toast and the next manager off the cab rank will favour him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I take little notice of people I regard as cunts , so what they think or say is of no interest to me really.

Both players have the right to their respective decisions and forums where many want to make the decisions for them , irrespective of whether they know the individual or the facts of the matter, I try to ignore.

Of course there is usually some dullards who provoke a reaction.

Sure and I’m sure the players don’t read them all.

When it’s everywhere, it must be hard to ignore completely, whoever you are.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Sure and I’m sure the players don’t read them all.

When it’s everywhere, it must be hard to ignore completely, whoever you are.

Sadly it comes with the celebrity .

 

[yatesy94.]

It’s hard to accurately explain, but does anyone else feel a tiny bit sorry for Maguire?
I know he’s a rag bastard, and he’s shit but still, a tiny part of me feels bad for him

No whatsoever he's more than well compensated and had the opportunity to go to West Ham but decided he was above that (he really isn't) if he wants to carry on being the scapegoat at Old Toilet more fool him.

 

[KentBlue]

As a human being it's difficult to load all the criticism onto his shoulders, either for England or those detestable bastards, it can't always be down to him. But having said that, as a professional footballer he is just not very good at it.
I have slated him so often in the past because I want the very best for my country, I want the opposite for his club, but when he pulls on that England shirt I want him to be as near to perfection as possible. I want him to be the one who kicks everybody's arse and says: "Let's fucking 'ave 'em!" and goes out there and plays like a warrior defending his country. No prisoners taken. But he isn't. He's more like a character from a silent movie comedy: falling over, being the hapless jester for everyone's amusement.

He could be going through a crisis of confidence after what has happened in the past couple of years, but if that's the case Waistcoat has no business constantly putting him in his side.
This is International-level football we're talking about here, and Slabhead is simply not up to the task. He is not good enough to represent his country, and Waistcoat -of all people- should know that. Ten bob has finished with him and the rags are absolute excrement, so why the fuck does that gormless lackey on the England touchline continue to fight his corner?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It’s hard to accurately explain, but does anyone else feel a tiny bit sorry for Maguire?
I know he’s a rag bastard, and he’s shit but still, a tiny part of me feels bad for him

Massively over-hyped after the 2018 World Cup, then the Rag's spunked £80M on him.

So glad we never signed him.

 

[TinFoilHat]

There is the alternative where he thinks Ten Bob is toast and the next manager off the cab rank will favour him.

I'm lumping on Southgate has already been contracted for next season then.

 

[TinFoilHat]

As a human being it's difficult to load all the criticism onto his shoulders, either for England or those detestable bastards, it can't always be down to him. But having said that, as a professional footballer he is just not very good at it.
I have slated him so often in the past because I want the very best for my country, I want the opposite for his club, but when he pulls on that England shirt I want him to be as near to perfection as possible. I want him to be the one who kicks everybody's arse and says: "Let's fucking 'ave 'em!" and goes out there and plays like a warrior defending his country. No prisoners taken. But he isn't. He's more like a character from a silent movie comedy: falling over, being the hapless jester for everyone's amusement.

He could be going through a crisis of confidence after what has happened in the past couple of years, but if that's the case Waistcoat has no business constantly putting him in his side.
This is International-level football we're talking about here, and Slabhead is simply not up to the task. He is not good enough to represent his country, and Waistcoat -of all people- should know that. Ten bob has finished with him and the rags are absolute excrement, so why the fuck does that gormless lackey on the England touchline continue to fight his corner?

Southgate banging his mam?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Southgate banging his mam?

Doubt he can even wank properly, and I suspect that a live woman would scare him shitless

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I'm lumping on Southgate has already been contracted for next season then.

Would be a joy to behold and perfect for their ever-knowledgeable supporters.