United Thread - 2023/24

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I was in a locked cell with Ferguson, Hitler and Pol Pot. I was given a revolver and two bullets. So I shot Ferguson. Twice.
What on earth made you even believe that would accomplish one damn thing, when everyone knows only a stake to the heart would finish Ferguson off and even then, it might not be enough. It's enough to make a cat laugh. As are the entire club. It is concerning at this point.
 
Will people stop saying that the scum are in a mess.

A mess?

Not knowing which division you’d be in the following season on the first day of a new season and not, in a hopeful way, is being in a mess.
Having one of your players voted as the most important man in a millennia because he scored an own goal is in a mess (though it was funny)
Having Peter Swales as a chairman is in a mess.
Being 2 nil down to Gillingham with only minutes left is in a mess. ( okay my boy and Mr Dickov sorted that one)
Stuart Pearce‘s attacking policy when he’s your manager is in a mess.
The third tier is in a mess.
BIFFO’s, Yonners and Stockport taking the piss after they’ve beat us is a mess.
Having only 17 fans at an away game in York is in a mess. ( it was me and 16 mates in a half full chara - the rest of you are fucking liars - and we got in late, then left 10 minutes early as we’re all proper Blues)

Dealing with a mess?

Living through and laughing at the total absurdity of it all.
Realising that no matter how shite it got we would still keep stumping up our hard earned.
Having a sense of humour - no matter how bad it got.
Having the biggest pitch.
Big fuck off floodlights.
Curly Watts.

But. Most of all.

Being Mancunian, or supporting City and getting what Mancunian is.

So you red cnuts - you haven’t took a single fucking step in our shoes, let alone a mile, so fuck right off you self entitled bunch of fuckwitted pissflaps.

In a mess? You are where you deserve to be and it’s all thanks to your booze addled, shitty panted horse spunk worshipping tyrant. Your race is run. LGHu.

A mess? Are you fuck you red twats any Blue would have snapped your hand off for where you are now back in the day.

You can’t even Bert properly. Whinging bunch of Mard arses. Of course this is the new improved manshesteryernytid we’re talking about.

Manchester (Bertie Magoo) City won the lottery and upgraded to club class.

Manchester (Viv Nicholson) nytid won the pools and decided to spend spend spend.

WTFAMu.

No matter how far down you eventually go I will still despise your name as you are not in Manchester & your shithole of a ground.

CTID
As you were Blues.
 
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Will people stop saying that the scum are in a mess.
Not knowing which division you’d be in the following season on the first day of a new season and not, in hopeful way, is being in a mess.
Having one of your players voted as the most important man in a millennia because he scored an own goal is in a mess (though it was funny)
Having Peter Swales as a chairman is in a mess.
Being 2 nil down to Gillingham with only minutes left is in a mess.
Stuart Pearce‘s attacking policy when he’s your manager is in a mess.
Jesus, you didn't even have to mention Alan Ball.
 
Fair play to Sancho for sticking to his guns, would have made his life a lot easier to just back down with a private apology, especially with Antony out of the picture meaning he’d be guaranteed to start every game.
Fair play? To a little prat with more money that work ethic.

You congratulate him, I am not, he's an embarrassment to football, and hard working people who earn a lot less than the £350k pw he gets for fucking around. wtf
 
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