United Thread - 2023/24

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horlock_was_super said:
Will people stop saying that the scum are in a mess.

A mess?

Not knowing which division you’d be in the following season on the first day of a new season and not, in a hopeful way, is being in a mess.
Having one of your players voted as the most important man in a millennia because he scored an own goal is in a mess (though it was funny)
Having Peter Swales as a chairman is in a mess.
Being 2 nil down to Gillingham with only minutes left is in a mess. ( okay my boy and Mr Dickov sorted that one)
Stuart Pearce‘s attacking policy when he’s your manager is in a mess.
The third tier is in a mess.
BIFFO’s, Yonners and Stockport taking the piss after they’ve beat us is a mess.
Having only 17 fans at an away game in York is in a mess. ( it was me and 16 mates in a half full chara - the rest of you are fucking liars - and we got in late, then left 10 minutes early as we’re all proper Blues)

Dealing with a mess?

Living through and laughing at the total absurdity of it all.
Realising that no matter how shite it got we would still keep stumping up our hard earned.
Having a sense of humour - no matter how bad it got.
Having the biggest pitch.
Big fuck off floodlights.
Curly Watts.

But. Most of all.

Being Mancunian, or supporting City and getting what Mancunian is.

So you red cnuts - you haven’t took a single fucking step in our shoes, let alone a mile, so fuck right off you self entitled bunch of fuckwitted pissflaps.

In a mess? You are where you deserve to be and it’s all thanks to your booze addled, shitty panted horse spunk worshipping tyrant. Your race is run. LGHu.

A mess? Are you fuck you red twats any Blue would have snapped your hand off for where you are now back in the day.

You can’t even Bert properly. Whinging bunch of Mard arses. Of course this is the new improved manshesteryernytid we’re talking about.

Manchester (Bertie Magoo) City won the lottery and upgraded to club class.

Manchester (Viv Nicholson) nytid won the pools and decided to spend spend spend.

WTFAMu.

No matter how far down you eventually go I will still despise your name as you are not in Manchester & your shithole of a ground.

CTID
As you were Blues.
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Superb. This should be posted over the CB entrance with a legend: “This is City.”
 
horlock_was_super said:
Will people stop saying that the scum are in a mess.

A mess?

Not knowing which division you’d be in the following season on the first day of a new season and not, in a hopeful way, is being in a mess.
Having one of your players voted as the most important man in a millennia because he scored an own goal is in a mess (though it was funny)
Having Peter Swales as a chairman is in a mess.
Being 2 nil down to Gillingham with only minutes left is in a mess. ( okay my boy and Mr Dickov sorted that one)
Stuart Pearce‘s attacking policy when he’s your manager is in a mess.
The third tier is in a mess.
BIFFO’s, Yonners and Stockport taking the piss after they’ve beat us is a mess.
Having only 17 fans at an away game in York is in a mess. ( it was me and 16 mates in a half full chara - the rest of you are fucking liars - and we got in late, then left 10 minutes early as we’re all proper Blues)

Dealing with a mess?

Living through and laughing at the total absurdity of it all.
Realising that no matter how shite it got we would still keep stumping up our hard earned.
Having a sense of humour - no matter how bad it got.
Having the biggest pitch.
Big fuck off floodlights.
Curly Watts.

But. Most of all.

Being Mancunian, or supporting City and getting what Mancunian is.

So you red cnuts - you haven’t took a single fucking step in our shoes, let alone a mile, so fuck right off you self entitled bunch of fuckwitted pissflaps.

In a mess? You are where you deserve to be and it’s all thanks to your booze addled, shitty panted horse spunk worshipping tyrant. Your race is run. LGHu.

A mess? Are you fuck you red twats any Blue would have snapped your hand off for where you are now back in the day.

You can’t even Bert properly. Whinging bunch of Mard arses. Of course this is the new improved manshesteryernytid we’re talking about.

Manchester (Bertie Magoo) City won the lottery and upgraded to club class.

Manchester (Viv Nicholson) nytid won the pools and decided to spend spend spend.

WTFAMu.

No matter how far down you eventually go I will still despise your name as you are not in Manchester & your shithole of a ground.

CTID
As you were Blues.
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Brilliant post
'You can't even Bert properly '
 
Mr Fraser said:
I really think United are back
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Back to the best version of themselves

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The abuse of Maguire was originally fueled by Simon Stone and the BBC to try and force him out of the club on the way of the Rags PR team. Absolutely media driven sponsored that that fucking scum of a club, where your average imbecile will latch on to it and drive it forward with hatred. Absolute cunts and another reason why you shouldn't give the twats a penny.

Anytime those Rag cunts want rid they let the media do the dirty work for them. Currently trying to get Sancho out of the club in January so are absolutely tearing him to pieces with dripfed information to that nonce **** at the BBC.

I fucking despise them. Like really really fucking hate them, and it isn't even for their past endeavors anymore, those are consigned to the annuls of time. It's more for their continued backhanded, dirty, cheating ways which will never change.

If Putin bombs us. I want to see that fucking shithole go up in flames before I go. Cunts.
 
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