United Thread - 2023/24

[Ducado]

I thought they would be much improved this season but they are serving up the same comedy as last season

 

[BooksReject]

Fucking hell, it’s like a dream. They are so shit. Not only shit but irrelevant. On and off the pitch. Ten Bob says the booing is positive, he won’t be there much longer.

Next…

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

The worst thing about ten bob, is that the man has no shoulders. I mean what sort of a man has no shoulders?

I've seen women with broader shoulders than this bald prick, and he pretends to be the hard man, who is not to be messed with in the dressing room.

No shouldered rag ****!!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I thought they would be much improved this season but they are serving up the same comedy as last season

Look at their starting 11, it's shit on paper, and thankfully it's also shit on grass.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The worst thing about ten bob, is that the man has no shoulders. I mean what sort of a man has no shoulders?

I've seen women with broader shoulders than this bald prick, and he pretends to be the hard man, who is not to be messed with in the dressing room.

No shouldered rag ****!!

Gladstone Small.

 

[JASR]

Perhaps we need a poll on who would make a better manager and coach than Ten Hag, given all the resources at his disposal.

1. a set of traffic cones
2. Avram Glazer
3. Alan Ball
4. Julian Clary
5. Rameses II
6. The entire BM match day thread posters
7. ’Mark goldbridge’
8. Prak
9. The players themselves
10. Bobby Charlton’s combover

… I’ll stop there it’s getting silly. There’s no way that the Xenforo software can support these and the other 13.5 trillion possible poll options.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

They are fortunate to have more than 2 points to be honest and could easily have none.

The demise of £70m Casemiro is wonderful! What an absolute waste of money.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Don't like Burnley one bit, but I hope Vinnie can get a big result for them in their next game. Could send their season into a tailspin.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

They are fortunate to have more than 2 points to be honest and could easily have none.

The demise of £70m Casemiro is wonderful! What an absolute waste of money.

Everyone in the world knew you'd get one good season out of him, but by the time he'd settled he'd already be declining. Real must have been laughing their arse off for getting that sort of money and final payday for a club legend they were going to have to phase out anyway.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Gladstone Small.

At least Gladstone had shoulder muscles, ten bob has nothing.