United Thread - 2023/24

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The Shallyman said:
They bought an injured center forward, an injured CDM, Mason Mount who is injured. A goalkeeper who can pass like Pirlo, but can't save shots that are a foot away from him. Varane is injured, Shaw is injured, Malacia is injured. Their brightest academy star, Kobbie Mainoo, is injured. They have one £73m right winger training with the under 21's, and an £80m right winger on leave for an unknown period of time, and a striker playing for Getafe because they were the only club that would have him. Casemiro looks like he's been doing pub crawls in his spare time. Varane is injured. Rashford and Martial are sulking on the pitch, Fernandes is a headless chicken that plays one good pass in 30. Sergio Reguilon who is Tottenham's 3rd choice left back and hasn't played a competitive game in six months, was their fittest player today. They brought on sideshow Bob today, and even their own players didn't know who he was, and yet he was better than all of them.

Rotten to the core.
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Brilliant summary.
 
buckshot said:
Footage of Ten Haag as he realizes the CL is about to start

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Mr Ten Hag you'll be in seat À-1 for your flight to Munich. Thank you for flying Eithad Airlines.
 
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