United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Lorry]

Genuine LOL

I’m fervently praying that Bayern batter them - I want them utterly destroyed and humiliated, might even knock Russell off the front pages, how wonderful that would be.

 

[havefaith]

Got to love twitter, god forbid these soft wan*ers ever got relegated. It's also worth repeating I,ve never heard any rags initial complaints at the appointment of every new manager and every new transfer completed since pisscan left.
Wan*kers the lot of them.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Have you seen this person ?
Last seen at approximately 4.15pm on Saturday 16th September in the home penalty box.
Known locally as Warwick Martinez he was last seen by Mr Pascal Gross travelling to his right hand side.
Manager Erik Ten Hag is said to be extremely unconcerned about his whereabouts.
If you have any information please telephone 13 13 13 13 13 1

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Had Ten Hag improved any player over there since he took over? Maybe Shaw?

He has certainly improved shaws goal scoring ....the one he stuck in his own net in the last min at Brighton away last season had me laughing deep into the night.

 

[KingGeorge]

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Have you seen this person ?
Last seen at approximately 4.15pm on Saturday 16th September in the home penalty box.
Known locally as Warwick Martinez he was last seen by Mr Pascal Gross travelling to his right hand side.
Manager Erik Ten Hag is said to be extremely unconcerned about his whereabouts.
If you have any information please telephone 13 13 13 13 13 1

Furthermore: The man is short in stature. If you see a man that has similar facial features but is tall he is not your man

 

[City Mike 1969]

getting players warmed up properly before entering the field of play, and thus avoiding injuries such as this, is a basic at most professional football clubs.

 

[give it to gordon]

Got to love twitter, god forbid these soft wan*ers ever got relegated. It's also worth repeating I,ve never heard any rags initial complaints at the appointment of every new manager and every new transfer completed since pisscan left.
Wan*kers the lot of them.

Is that a Trafford accent ?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Never, ever watch this shower of sh1t unless City play them but I will make an exception this week by setting my alarm for 8pm Wednesday. This could be record CL score.

 

[aguero93:20]

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I bloody hope not, can't have filthy shite like that sitting on the desktop screen where the kids might see it.

 

[Blueroses]

I think Ten hag is losing the dressing room. No efforts made to track back. It’s a mess and one thing Glazers can’t be blamed for is not backing Ten Hag. Seriously though it’s a big mess and glad it’s not my club.