United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

By turning up a day early and playing the match without the opposing team in attendance?

A victory is pushing it a bit but I reckon there's a good chance they might scrape a nil-nil.

I saw a Gregg’s lorry this morning, and wondered if it was on the way to the swamp for fatty Shaw and fattier Cash-e-more-o.

 

[aguero93:20]

This morning, I asked a couple of the rags at work, "So, how many is it going to be tonight; six? Seven?

One of them replied that he’d be happy if they keep it to six.

Ask them who will score more, Bayern tonight or England at the weekend.

 

[don84]

I bet they’ll love that at Old Trafford.

Perfect Ole, now with half a dozen off pitch scandals brewing up is just the time we need to be hearing from the ghost of Christmas past about how wrong everything was 18 months ago.

Well, I love it!
Bring on more self inflicted harm.
Nothing hurts the rags more than facts and truths.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

The gift that keeps on giving, 2nd screenshot I warn you will result in tea over keyboard, It did me anyway. God knows what's in the full article, yet more deluded shite to appease the masses no doubt.
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The personification of the cartoon dog in a room on fire meme.

 

[york away to this!]

May this current *ahem* "downturn in fortune" be a warning to the more recent additions to the blue family.
It ebbs, it flows, it comes, it goes...

In the meantime let's give the scumbags shit whilst we can. Fill your boots, blues!

 

[malg]

That khoont Goldbridge at it again ffs why has he got it in for the Glazers when he's a fooking parasite like them ??
Doesn't go to games but will happily take money out of a bunch of deluded tools like the Glazers.

In Neville's back pocket.

 

[big gaz]

I saw a Gregg’s lorry this morning, and wondered if it was on the way to the swamp for fatty Shaw and fattier Cash-e-more-o.

Those two fighting over a steak bake, must be someone's dream ;-(

 

[Stoned Rose]

Hoping these get a serious bumming tonight in front of their 863 billion armchair punnies.

 

[mexico1970]

Hoping these get a serious bumming tonight in front of their 863 billion armchair punnies.

Half time and getting beat 4-0 to cries of "It's the Glazers fault again" :)

 

[remember arthur mann]

That khoont Goldbridge at it again ffs why has he got it in for the Glazers when he's a fooking parasite like them ??
Doesn't go to games but will happily take money out of a bunch of deluded tools like the Glazers.