United Thread - 2023/24

[Kippax77]

Still no reports on a changing room brawl yet to appease the fans.
They normally get some kind of an apology over from the bottom of their hearts to the billions of supporters around the globe

 

[blueste41]

Come on. Own up. Which of you blues is this taking the 'Save our Poundland Pep' campaign into the heart of the enemy camp?

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TBF he's not wrong. Anyone that thinks Poundland is the problem needs to check on Wikipedia how many managers they have had since Fergie left!

 

[KS55]

After 30 pages of wonderful entertainment here on Bluemoon, it's time to swing over to the caf and enjoy their comic misery.

Only if you like watching hari kiri

 

[TinFoilHat]

Still no reports on a changing room brawl yet to appease the fans.
They normally get some kind of an apology over from the bottom of their hearts to the billions of supporters around the globe

Neil Ashton trying to weaponise the club selling ticket in the home end to Galatasary fans. Blaming "outside ticket agencies" despite some rags complaining it's the club selling their seats.

 

[KS55]

LOL they probably only bought Onana because he can sort of pass the ball which De Gea was not good at. They saw their two main rivals' goalkeepers had elite playmaking ability, and then figured "ball passers gut, darrr" and didn't even bother checking any of his other qualities.

Utter incompetence over there.

Unfortunately fake Haaland looks somewhat decent, even a stopped clock, etc.

Fake Haaland will go the way of all rag flesh, will be useless ere long.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

That's not a part of Manchester that I recognise

That must be London.
Sherlock Holmes pub in the background

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Just thinking about the managers they hired since baconface.

They hired Moyes, presumably on the grounds that he was Scottish, like baconface. That didn't work.
They then decided it wasn't being Scottish that was the key, but being a serial winner. So they hired Mourinho then van Gaal. That didn't work.
They then decided they needed someone with the 'united DNA' so they hired Solskjaer. That didn't work.

Having decided that hiring someone with similar qualities to baconface probably wasn't a great strategy, they looked around and decided that Klopp had done a great job in turning Liverpool's fortunes around so they hired Rangnick, the man who invented the 'gegenpressing' style that Klopp aodopted. That didn't work.

Finally, they decided that the only solution was to hire someone like Pep, so they hired Ten Bob, who not only worked under Pep but was also bald. That doesn't seem to be working so what the fuck are they going to do next, as it looks like they've run out of ideas?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Just thinking about the managers they hired since baconface.

They hired Moyes, presumably on the grounds that he was Scottish, like baconface. That didn't work.
They then decided it wasn't being Scottish that was the key, but being a serial winner. So they hired Mourinho then van Gaal. That didn't work.
They then decided they needed someone with the 'united DNA' so they hired Solskjaer. That didn't work.

Having decided that hiring someone with similar qualities to baconface probably wasn't a great strategy, they looked around and decided that Klopp had done a great job in turning Liverpool's fortunes around so they hired Rangnick, the man who invented the 'gegenpressing' style that Klopp adopted. That didn't work.

Finally, they decided that the only solution was to hire someone like Pep, so they hired Ten Bob, who not only worked under Pep but was also bald. That doesn't seem to be working so what the fuck are they going to do next, as it looks like they've run out of ideas?

 

[Kippax77]

Neil Ashton trying to weaponise the club selling ticket in the home end to Galatasary fans. Blaming "outside ticket agencies" despite some rags complaining it's the club selling their seats.

The narrative I'm getting from rags in work this morning is that the turks weren't noticed in the ground as they were scared of the red army and kept stum and must of been hiding under the seats during the game.
"the shitheads only showed themselves after we'd left the ground"said another.
Hahaha they took over the swamp you sad little raggys

 

[bennyboy]

TBF he's not wrong. Anyone that thinks Poundland is the problem needs to check on Wikipedia how many managers they have had since Fergie left!

He still is part of the problem.
How many of his signings have been a success.
Looks to be clueless tactically as well.
For a club that their fans think is the biggest in the world and have performed like they have he is a major part of the problem.