United Thread - 2023/24

[Pam]

On a clip on TV as they were walking off, Poundland had the matchball.

But his surname is almost Haaland. So what are you even talking about? And anyway, there are so many Poundlands at Old Toilet, it is becoming confusing as to who people are talking about.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

And another thing, where's Alice? Does someone need to check on her? Maybe one of them is living next door and can go check ;)

Seriously though, Galatasary were dreadfully open throughout the game. The fact these lot are celebrating wildly after taking the lead over a team that hasn't won a CL game since 18/19 pretty much shows how far they have fallen.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Galatasary fans in the home end being used as the official rag PR distraction.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Just wondering if David De Gea is still the problem that they can't play out of from the back?

Just wondering if Harry Maguire is still the problem that they are so bad defensively?

Just wondering if Scott McTominay and Fred are the problem in midfield that they keep getting over ran?

Just wondering if Marcus Rashford is still the best striker in the world?

Erik Gunnar Solskjaer has replaced the majority of players in the squad in the last 18 months and has somehow miraculously made them worse by spending half a billion pound. Genuis.

I still think it's fucking hilarious that they signed Varane and Casemiro! Did they really think Real Madrid flog good players? I said it when they signed Varane "He's absolutely crap" Constantly made look half decent by playing alongside Sergio Ramos.

The manager is getting an easy ride,' I can't believe he's not under more pressure (not that I'm complaining). I said it before and I'll say it again Ole at the wheel is by far a better PE Teacher than Ten Hag.

Hope you rot you scruffy cunts.

 

[lancs blue]

Also how have they managed to get so many flares into the ground.

Flares have been the go-to fashion at the swamp since the 70s, along with silk scarves tied around the wrist.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Flares have been the go-to fashion at the swamp since the 70s, along with silk scarves tied around the wrist.

Flares have been replaced by Zebra pants in recent times.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Come on. Own up. Which of you blues is this taking the 'Save our Poundland Pep' campaign into the heart of the enemy camp?

 

[danielwood5]

That's not a part of Manchester that I recognise.

They're definitely not Manchester police vans.

 

[The Salford lad.]

Listening to Pearce and his excitement when Utd went 2.1 up , go back a few months and his total devastation at full time in the champions league final, what exactly did we do to him ha ha ha , him and Alan Ball worst City managers ever for me …

And another thing, where's Alice? Does someone need to check on her? Maybe one of them is living next door and can go check ;)

Seriously though, Galatasary were dreadfully open throughout the game. The fact these lot are celebrating wildly after taking the lead over a team that hasn't won a CL game since 18/19 pretty much shows how far they have fallen.

The ex copper in his cheque pyjama bottoms lol,

 

[bennyboy]

"Why is Onana on his arse? We've got a 6 foot 5 keeper who looks about 4 foot 3, we may as well have Warwick Davis in goal..!!"
Hahahaha!!!

Instead they have Jeremy Beadle in goals.