United Thread - 2023/24

[The Salford lad.]

Talking utter shit , it’s in their DNA

 

[blueste41]

Not sure why Casemiro was a 2nd yellow and not a straight red as it was preventing a clear goal scoring opportunity but my god that new Keeper of theirs is pretty shit. De Gea for all his faults saved them time and time again but this new one isnt a patch on shot stopping like he was.

Double Jeopardy Rule.

 

[M16 citeh]

Simple Slyman does it again, below is an excerpt from his match report:

Ten-man United led twice through young striker Rasmus Hojlund, the second a brilliant effort as the 20-year-old took advantage of Davinson Sanchez's slip to race 50 yards and beat Fernando Muslera with a deft finish.

Completely ignoring the fact they werent down to ten men both times they led, he couldnt lie in bed straight

Surprised he didn't slip in the phrase boyhood united fan

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I understand the rags in the dressing room were complaining about the noise of the celebrations.

They should be used to hearing opposition fans celebrate at the swamp by now.

 

[pfazz]

Every Turkish restaurant closed for the night, and I heard that MU were giving tickets away on Market Street!

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[its grim up north]

The arrogance of their players is genuinely incredible, just been watching the interviews after the game and the poundland haaland says that he scored 3 goals if you count the offside one which he was a little bit cheated on and that his second goal was a signature goal, firstly your team lost so be humble, second we dont count offside goals and u were offside so thats not cheated and thirdly you havent scored enough goals to have a signature goal and who the fuck has a signature goal you arrogant wannabe

On a clip on TV as they were walking off, Poundland had the matchball.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Nothing like the smell of piss boiling rags and dippers in the morning....

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Oh the guy from China is brilliant, I like him. Even funnier when you see the name on the back.

 

[meeesh]

Oh the guy from China is brilliant, I like him. Even funnier when you see the name on the back.

Rooney hahaha

 

[TinFoilHat]

Rag on Talkshite.

"City are Amazon, were a corner shop with two old men and a till in the corner."