United Thread - 2023/24

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Aguerooooooo93:20 said:
Rumours floating around paul pogbad's been handed a four year ban from football for failing a drugs test.At 30 that's him done imho.Unless he wins his appeal?

I thought he retired before he returned to the rags :-)

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Paul Pogba: Juventus midfielder banned for four years after World Cup winner tested positive for doping

Paul Pogba handed four-year ban after testing positive for DHEA in August; a four-year ban is the standard length under the World Anti-Doping Code; Pogba will appeal against ban in Court of Arbitration of Sport; the Juventus midfielder said he is sad, shocked and heartbroken at the ban
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The important thing to note here is that he wasn’t doing any of this when he was at United.

He particularly wasn’t doing it when he was shipped off to America for a few months to recover from his ankle injury, the rehabilitation for which included posting videos of himself on social media jumping up and down playing basketball.

People at the time questioned why he wasn’t back at United training if he was fit enough to be playing basketball, but clearly they were all barking up the wrong tree.
 
bluetonium said:
Ten Haha bemoaning forest targeting Fernandes to get him to react. Maybe if he wasn't such a well known cry baby and blatant cheat, who is very likely to react to not getting his own way, then he'd have a point.
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I see Slimy Stone put his name to this story on BBC yet did not allow comments on it as no doubt some home truths by fans of all clubs wouod have been posted.
Rat face is one if the biggest embarrassments in the PL for play acting, moaning and diving. Remember during lockdown and no fans, his scream was heard across the world after barely a touch.
Only mystery is how he avoids so many cards for dissent
 
I always wondered what all those different colours in his hair represented
 
hertsblue said:
I see Slimy Stone put his name to this story on BBC yet did not allow comments on it as no doubt some home truths by fans of all clubs wouod have been posted.
Rat face is one if the biggest embarrassments in the PL for play acting, moaning and diving. Remember during lockdown and no fans, his scream was heard across the world after barely a touch.
Only mystery is how he avoids so many cards for dissent
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May I suggest, the colour of his shirt?
 
horlock_was_super said:
Rancid meat to school kids.
Kicking grieving families out of their homes.
Stitching up every single other club by ensuring they were front and centre financially.
Covering up misogyny on an industrial scale.
Beatifying a liver thief.
Welcoming a tax dodger as a messiah.

This is Manchester nytid we’re talking about.

They have the monopoly on the moral low ground.

Other than that I fucking hate them.

I dislike the dippers, the dial ramps up on a regular basis these days, they could never overtake these cnuts for me.

We got taken over lock, stock and barrel. Every news item was measured against how we would never catch the scum up.

The following years have been more than we could ever have imagined.

Their answer?

Suspicion and allegations abound.

If they’re not winning then the opposition are cheating.

A scruffy twat from Failsworth buys a minority stake and he’s the second coming. Media wankfest.

He’s suspiciously started to cosy up along with his publicly funded new stadium shite.
So tax payers money given might result in:
Schools having to buy sub standard food for kids.
No government support for eviction threatened families.

It’s the nytid way. DNA if you like.

They really think they’re a national treasure.
The crown jewel of the Premier League.

Fuck em. Their local ( can’t get a ticket) fans these days are bitter - oh the fucking irony - they’ll never know how to be a proper Bert.

We laughed, we cried, we stayed loyal and never gave up.
We couldn’t give up - we kept our club alive.

Their anti Glazer shite doesn’t even touch the sides when it comes to suffering.
We watched a once great club find a position just a tad lower than rock bottom.
Kept the faith - then got our reward.

They’re watching their fetid, grotesque PLC implode. Good innit.

Be nice on the way up. The City way.
Be ugly and ungracious on the way up. The nytid way.
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Well said...
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Now to catch up on the rest of this thread.
 
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