United Thread - 2023/24

[johnevans]

Would that be the hoof plan ??

Just as what we see with today's iteration of City under Pep which can be traced back through Barcelona, the Dutch 'school', Cruyff, Michels, Buckingham, our own Jack Reynolds and the rest over the past century..

..so can The Red Filth's preferred system, as championed by Ferguson et al for decades, be traced back to what the renowned footballing scholar and tactician John 'Budgie' Burridge described as his team's tactics when playing custodian for the Wolves:

'Tactics? Our tactics? Oh, we play the 'W' plan.. if the ball comes in our area, we 'Welly' it upfield..'

 

[Blue Mist]

Mason Mount signed after he had seen Hags "plans"
I'm getting fucking fed up with the bullshit-washing going on at that wreck of a club.
It's beyond tedious now. Same shite every year. Shirley even thick utd fans will wise-up soon.

I presume you haven't seen Ten Hags plan ? He sat down with Mount and explained it to him....
'My plan is to put 350k in your bank account every week, all I ask is you run about a bit and say I'm a great manager after the match'

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Todays Times newspaper reports that a Mongolian footballer is to cycle 7,000 milkes across Asia and Europe - specially to watch United!

I hope he reaches the swamp (he expects to get there by December) and whoever they are playing puts six or seven past them.That might cure him of what he calls his "love" for the rags.

Why would anyone go to that trouble to watch a bunch of stroppy losers? The poor chap is a serious basket case.

We had some Mata stuff about art the previous day...it's almost like someone is drip feeding raggy stuff to keep them relevant.

As I type chuckle is on about his wonderful building plans....

 

[SilverFox2]

Mason Mount signed after he had seen Hags "plans"
I'm getting fucking fed up with the bullshit-washing going on at that wreck of a club.
It's beyond tedious now. Same shite every year. Shirley even thick utd fans will wise-up soon.

Forget FFP because they will eventually get to the point of significantly affecting their overall value.
They can manipulate FFP as much as they like but normal accountancy is still fundamental.

Unlike Barca and RM etc where Gov can help, United have isolated themselves via the special rules that FFP serves.

 

[Ric]

Lovely stuff.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Lovely stuff.

Every day something comes out from the dump that just makes me smile.
I hope this pain stays with everyone of these cunts forever

 

[johnevans]

Lovely stuff.

To be fair, The Red Filth's transfer policy/system has improved upon the days when Woodward was sourcing new signings via the (eventually discovered to be) dubious Islington emporium 'I Saw You Coming (prop. H Enfield, Esq.)'.

A complete, fresh change of direction under Ten Hag's direction has seen them now make a new start, successfully employing the services of celebrated experts in the field, 'Modern Wank of Islington (prop. H Enfield, Esq.)'.

As The Who put it, 'meet the new Boss, same as the old Boss'..

 

[Grassland Blue]

A thought just occurred to me.
If Mason Mount is going to be the talisman for the rags, how sh1t must they be?

 

[old blue]

I've just seen a headline saying that Beckscum has said he is a member of the Jewish community. Well, you're certainly not a member of MENSA, are you?

DENSA maybe.

 

[old blue]

They’re still being paid by TeamViewer and the deal will end once the Qataris complete their takeover and put Qatar Airways on the front and Visit Qatar on the sleeves.

I had Qatar on my sleeve once when I did not have a tissue.