United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

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Larne are willing to pay that with a structured agreement of £50 a month.

 

[bluenova]

F... me - where did they dream up those figures? I wouldn't pay over £50m for any of them.
Rashford worth more than Harry Kane? £106m?
Dream on!

Scum.

There was an article in The Athletic last week about Chelsea, where they explained how it's all worked out.

It all sounded very complicated, and then they listed the squad, and everyone laughed.

Nicolas Jackson's value has apparently increased from £32m to £83 this season.

Romeo Lavia, on the other hand had dropped to £10m.

 

[Impeccable One]

What can the rags offer new players apart from big wages ?

CL= No
Modern Statium = No
Modern Training facilities = No
Fighting for trophies = Not really
Squad hungry for success = No

A guaranteed call up to your national team !

 

[mcfc64]

Don't know which would be funniest. No Europe at all or the Europa Conference

Don't know which would be funniest. No Europe at all or the Europa Conference

I think I would like to see them travelling to the depths of Europe playing teams I’ve never heard of probably for very little profit !

 

[blue b4 the moon]

would squad cost be mentioned

You know the answer.

 

[BlueRockape]

No Europe means a lower position but if they sneak into that Conference thingy being drawn against someone like Santa Clause FC would be fucking funny.

Especially if they beat arse to get there

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe his mother Halley got something?

Is she flat?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Especially if they beat arse to get there

I know it's difficult, but, the rags will put a shite team out, in hope of handing the arse the title and save the other players for their Cup Final of Cup Finals.

 

[Vienna_70]

There has got to be a blue out their that prints t shirts would make a mint

A bloke just in front of us in CBL3 was wearing a City replica shirt with the name CHARGES and the number 115.

 

[Vienna_70]

I know it's difficult, but, the rags will put a shite team out, in hope of handing the arse the title and save the other players for their Cup Final of Cup Finals.

As someone pointed out last week, would the rags want to go into the Cup final against a City side that hasn’t won anything this season?

 

[city saint]

I know it's difficult, but, the rags will put a shite team out, in hope of handing the arse the title and save the other players for their Cup Final of Cup Finals.

they cant put anything other than a shite team out anyway

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just had a look at the BBC's gossip column, and, apparently, Christian Falk (no, I’ve never heard of him, either) claims that Bayern are considering ten Bob as their new head coach.


No laughing at the back.

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

There was an article in The Athletic last week about Chelsea, where they explained how it's all worked out.

It all sounded very complicated, and then they listed the squad, and everyone laughed.

Nicolas Jackson's value has apparently increased from £32m to £83 this season.

Romeo Lavia, on the other hand had dropped to £10m.

I note you said increased - but I reckon £83 is less than £32m ;). I think £83 might be too much to be honest lol
Is that inversely proportional to his XG score???
I mean, fuckin hell, if he's worth £83m how much for Haaland now??

 

[Aba452]

I’ve just had a look at the BBC's gossip column, and, apparently, Christian Falk (no, I’ve never heard of him, either) claims that Bayern are considering ten Bob as their new head coach.


No laughing at the back.

Joking aside weren't the German rags linked with wreck it Ralph a few weeks ago? Ralphy may not have any personality but is an intelligent football guy.

Poundland on the other hand, is just shite.

It would be piss funny if Bayern suddenly start putting the feelers out for Ollie. At this rate Louis van neck will be reconsidered in a couple of weeks.....

 

[Vienna_70]

Joking aside weren't the German rags linked with wreck it Ralph a few weeks ago? Ralphy may not have any personality but is an intelligent football guy.

Poundland on the other hand, is just shite.

It would be piss funny if Bayern suddenly start putting the feelers out for Ollie. At this rate Louis van neck will be reconsidered in a couple of weeks.....

I think rag nick was actually interviewed for the job.

 

[bennyboy]

Fucking hilarious if thousands of blues show up at Wembley in it.

Even more hilarious if the rumours are true and we are cleared before the final.

 

[eboblue]

I’ve just had a look at the BBC's gossip column, and, apparently, Christian Falk (no, I’ve never heard of him, either) claims that Bayern are considering ten Bob as their new head coach.


No laughing at the back.

Think you missed the word driver off the end of your post

 

[remember arthur mann]

 

[mancboy]

City: Dirty Cheating Bastards T-Shirt

Everyone knows exactly what they are; they are a bunch of dirty, cheating bastards. The ship is sinking, the rose is wilting, and we have 115 on each side to represent the number of charges against them.

www.tshirtsunited.com

i want one with a rip off of 99 problems on the front:

If you're a rag fan i feel bad for you son we got 115 charges and we dont give a fuck about none.

 

[ysmsa]

I'm struggling with this. Which one is the Hackney Mole Man?

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More to the point, which one is OT?