United Thread - 2023/24

[The Salford lad.]

To the tune of the Jackson’s

Don’t blame it on Fergie

Don’t blame it on the players

Don’t blame it on the manager

Blame it on the Glazers

They just cant
They just cant
They just can’t stop blaming them .

 

[freshie]

 

[yeah whatever !!]

'This is Manchester United'.

It is Gary, it truly is.

Your team are like the faded film star, caking on makeup to try desperately not to show their age, but knowing within their hearts that the glory days will never return.

So by all means spend your evenings watching endless DVD replays of the class of 92, and pretending that 1992 is 2023.

You know the truth.

They're the Katie Price of football. They've had more managers that she's had husbands.

 

[pride in battle]

Onana kept them from humiliation. Good goalie.

Average at best, his kicking is woeful

 

[yeah whatever !!]

United sing...Haaland Haaland how's your dad- Haaland, how's your dad ?

Erm probably still celebrating his son scoring twice and assisting the third at your shithole yesterday.

 

[freshie]

Jfc what is he smoking?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

Jabba The Hutt
Clement Freud
Brian McFadden
Hayley Cropper
Phil Neville
Dave Peacock of Chas n Dave
Peter Sutcliffe
Philip II (of Spain)
Pete Postlethwaite
Eddie Howie
Dale Cregan
Graeme Garden
Rockwell
Bill Maynard
Ricky Fowler
Eddie Hearn
Owen Farrell
Kevin Webster
Nora Batty
The Mekon


The list is endless...

 

[Gio Sugar]

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Jabba The Hutt
Clement Freud
Brian McFadden
Hayley Cropper
Phil Neville
Dave Peacock of Chas n Dave
Peter Sutcliffe
Philip II (of Spain)
Pete Postlethwaite
Eddie Howie
Dale Cregan

The list is endless...

Dale Cregan and Eddie Howe, two names that I’ll be honest, I’ve never expected to see next to each other.

 

[deano ou812]

Seen something about Louis Saha saying that they should have signed Kane,and there you go this is how far the delusion has stretched too,why in the name of good fuck would he have wanted to go there,unless they threw large obscene amounts of money at him that’s the only reason players will go there cause it’s certainly not going there to win major trophies..