United Thread - 2023/24

[BlueMoonz1977]

Glazers....
Manager...
Players....

Blah blah blah..neville and others

They just need to accept where they are, and that their shite

 

[freshie]

 

[horlock_was_super]

Still in the premier league, won a trophy last season, could ( As unlikely as it seems ) win a trophy this season and they have melts like this. Please God let them get relegated.

Ah, the full time rush to get away from the swamp.

 

[paulchapo]

What a fucking racket this football malarky is. Piss £400 million up the wall, get sacked and pocket £15m...where's the incentive in that.

I wish I could con....cough ... convince a top club I'd make a great manager, nice little earner.

 

[freshie]

Replacement list as follows
Stephen Howson
Mick Hucknall
Andy Tate
That tosser of the Flying Pig V Blog
This list is not exhaustive

They should give it to Scholes as he’ll toe the line

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I hope not. They might get Potter in.

Potter at the wheel does fit…

I wouldn’t worry too much. The rags can only win games by sitting back and launching the ball to Rashford to run after and kick it as hard as he can. This can fluke 1-0 wins.

If Potter comes in and gets them playing in a slow, short passing style, the rag fans will go berserk as they’ll lose far more than they’d win.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

They should give it to Scholes as he’ll toe the line

Well done for using the expression correctly. A lot of people get it wrong. It's nothing to do with pulling ropes as if on a towpath.

— former grammar policeman

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Potter at the wheel does fit…

He'd know how to mould them.

 

[havefaith]

Remember when they boasted about this new stadium? Now they can't even fix the leaks in the tin can they call how :)

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I can see where they got the inspiration:-)

 

[horlock_was_super]

I wish I could con....cough ... convince a top club I'd make a great manager, nice little earner.

I would do it for nowt. Gesture of goodwill to the less fortunate if you like.
I reckon I could do a great job, I have got my old subbuteo set somewhere to work out tactics, my ZX Spectrum has a football manager game loaded so I will get handy tips from it, I would have no problems getting there because there’s a nice train driver on here who helpfully points the way from his cab - sometimes he even points two different ways! and I would even get the Friday night chippy tea for the team from Lou macaroni’s chippy.