United Thread - 2023/24

[The Colonel]

Ì heard that Schteve McClaren is going to help him coach the players.

Yah, for schure. Shexy football.

 

[BTH]

I caught the end of a premier league years the other day. Rags had to win at Wigan to win the title.
0-0 and as clear a penalty as you see for Wigan, Ferdinand handball, yet ref Bennett waves it away. Still at 0-0 a Rag dive in the area and a penalty is given.
most of their title wins are so tainted with the corruption of the officials in Fergusons back pocket

That was the game when their fans broke a gate down to get in... not that this was reported anywhere.

 

[Shirley]

I caught the end of a premier league years the other day. Rags had to win at Wigan to win the title.
0-0 and as clear a penalty as you see for Wigan, Ferdinand handball, yet ref Bennett waves it away. Still at 0-0 a Rag dive in the area and a penalty is given.
most of their title wins are so tainted with the corruption of the officials in Fergusons back pocket

There was one year they carried on playing well after the 90 minutes until the rags scored the winner, it was like the golden goal ffs.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Has any **** bought them yet?

 

[Zubrman]

Has any **** bought them yet?

Several times in the past, but no one recently.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Has any **** bought them yet?

They've bought plenty themselves , but are having great difficulty selling any of them

 

[melrose40yarder]

What time is this months deadline?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Happy Friday Blues.
Got a feeling that today is a BIG day.
Rice to the arse. Gvardiol to City. Another deadline announced.
As his Holiness said……….

WTFAmu
SCUM

CTID
As you were my fellow lovely Treble Winning Blues.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Manchester United are closing in on a deal worth £43m, plus £4.3m in add-ons, for Inter Milan's Cameroon goalkeeper Andre Onana, 27. (Fabrizio Romano)

BBC HYS
Probably getting the figures the wrong way around.

 

[KentBlue]

The Glazers never had any intention of selling. Most of us called it out when the announcement was made. But still, as long as it keeps the hordes of Asian Sly subscribers happy, it'll do.
They'll sit there in their little rickshaws, waiting for a customer, hunched up over their mobiles and feverishly flicking through to see what the latest news is from the Trafford Ministry of Truth. 'Confirmed. Neymar to sign a 4 year contract.' 'Mbappe is prepared to take a 90% pay cut in order to meet up with his soulmates, Mason Mount, Bruno rat face and his Holiness St Marcus of the Rashford, all at the swamp.' 'Mick Hucknall says once he reaches puberty he will donate both of his testicles to the club, because he's never had any fucking use for them anyway.'

And the little Asian rickshaw drivers, with their overly-prominent front teeth and yellowish skin, will grin excitedly at every snippet of utter bullshit from the Ministry.