United Thread - 2023/24

[Barcon]

There was a man called Glazer
Who thought he was quite flash
He bought himself a football club but didn't have the cash
He borrowed loads of money
Which made the fans rash
Now we are fucking loaded
And they're fucking gash.

Ahahahahahahaha.

Or....

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Only fools believe man walked on the moon

NASA made it all happen in a studio weeks before, it will come out one day

Do you know who the REM " man on the moon " song is about?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What happened to that Diallo guy they spunked £35m on?

He seems to have disappeared altogether.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Only fools believe man walked on the moon

NASA made it all happen in a studio weeks before, it will come out one day

Russell Brand will host the show, no doubt.

 

[TinFoilHat]

They're back!

Gazpacho is the new Messi and they've unearthed the next (insert name here) from their world famous academy.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

that doesn't add up.

Don’t be so negative

 

[Mid Wales blue]

They’re dogshit

After Newcastle next week, they’ll be comfortably back in negative goals!

 

[TinFoilHat]

After Newcastle next week, they’ll be comfortably back in negative goals!

Let's see who Webb picks to ref it.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

Don’t be so negative

What did the constipated mathematician do?





















































































Worked it out with a pencil.

 

[Gray]

Ask them the only team to do a domestic treble.

Or a domestic quadruple whilst you are at it.