United Thread - 2023/24

[j.cbluelongsight]

Ten Rag on the ropes! The Rot has truly set in! No sign of Sir Jim's billions its going to be a very long winter over at the Theatre of Screams.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Jim won't be spending his money on anything at utd.

I should have said the money associated from him. I agree it’s just extra borrowing coming via his companies or contacts because the Glazer’s are either unwilling or unable to do it themselves. Whatever, it’ll last 2 or 3 years and they’ll be looking for more finance. Another year or two out of the CL and they will be completely goosed because nobody is stumping up $6bn when there are better options.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Quote from Hargreaves on comms last night -
'Its a shame Rashford and Martial weren't available - what a difference that would have made'
After stinking the place out - in Martial s case for nearly a decade
YCMIU
These clowns get paid for spouting this shite

He also said some shite about manooooo being a proper player . Not sure what that means or where he got that nugget of information from . Think he has played about 55 minutes of premier league football.

 

[stevemacca]

There will be be a black market for blank sick notes to be sold outside Carrington this week
The players will be queing up for them, and forging their mums signature to hand in to Erik
Bruno got in early, Maguire and Shaw booked their week off last night who else wants out?

 

[Gingers Dad]

To be fair to him, he seems to do well enough for Denmark, so he's probably not as shit as his club team are making him look.

They create almost nothing for him anyway and he already looks pissed off about being there. Even at times they could clearly play him in, they're too useless to do it.

The problem is that stupid journalists and rags compared him to Haaland, a comparison nobody can live up to, so you're on a hiding to nothing anyway, then drop that player into a team that create nothing and this is what happens.

I suspect if you put him into a team that creates chances, he would be half decent. Probably not worth the price he was though.

He's about the only rag player I don't find to be completely unlikeable and he looks fed up already with how shit they are.

They can't make chances for him if he doesn't lose his markers. Look how many goals Haaland has scored when he's not been involved in the build up and it looks like nobody bothered marking him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Apologies if it’s already been done, but it’s worthy of another airing anyway.

 

[give it to gordon]

 

[The Salford lad.]

At least they’ll be no more sycophantic vomitous commentary for a while, and how the fcuk they can still refer to that dump as the theatre of dreams is cringe at best .

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I dont understand. Its “not the United Way” to sack managers. Fact

Big facts.........

 

[Crooked_rain]

They can't make chances for him if he doesn't lose his markers. Look how many goals Haaland has scored when he's not been involved in the build up and it looks like nobody bothered marking him.

But he sometimes does. In that Bournemouth thrashing the other day, he was clearly there for a tap in if that Dalot squared it, but instead he ended up smashing it into the side netting from a daft angle. There was a point in the rags game last night where he was free in the box and one of their players didn't bother looking.

I don't think he's going to get anyone 25 league goals a season, but I also think the shite around him aren't doing him any favours either. I think he would still do better in a different side.

They're just a poor team, which is why they have a negative goal difference. The rat doesn't have an assist at old scaffold all season, he's meant to be their playmaker, so it's hardly a team where a young striker is going to have much success.