United Thread - 2023/24

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Aguerooooooo93:20 said:
Some whatsapp msgs from yesterday.Prior,during &after

awww diddums

Would expect us to get beat 3 or 4 but honestly dont give a fuck anymore and will not be watching. I’m done with all things United for the foreseeable. Just see another rinse and repeat happening with Ten Hag. New manager will come in along with Ratcliffe and the papers will be selling it as a new era and the usual cunts will get yet another reprieve. Meanwhile fans get fucked over again with the ABU media continuing to dictate the narrative . Nah, not for me. Hate that many players at this stage can’t be arsed to support the fuckers anymore.


Yet another mind boggling poor team selection from Ten Bob, leaving Amrabat as the lone midfielder against Bournemouth was ridiculous in itself, but to do it against Bayern is just pure insanity.

No idea either why he keeps picking that useless fucker Dalot despite the number of goals he’s been at fault for this season with his complete inability to defend one vs one. He is either wanting to get the sack, or he is just so stubborn and arrogant that he won’t admit that he’s got things so badly wrong previously. Not only that, the worst signing in football history Antony gets yet another totally undeserved start, to do what exactly?!

Oh and if anyone needs any further confirmation of what a poisonous, disruptive, horrible **** Rashford really is take note that both himself and Martial have made themselves unavailable due to ‘illness’ tonight, which can only mean the total lack of any sort of a backbone between them, simple as that.

You are fucking joking!! Martial and Rashford both ‘ill’. I am totally lost for words….except for ‘fuck off you dirty, parasitic, maggots’


Best outcome.
We’d be embarrassrd in the Europa too.
Front three awful.

man united, how to squander a billion plus and be shite….

Well you might look depressed Bruno you useless ****, you couldn’t lead a horse to water, let alone make the fucker drink

Another pathetic, predictable capitulation from Ten Bob’s half hearted bottlers by the sounds of it, only surprising thing is the narrow scoreline.


To finish rock bottom of that group is a fucking insult to the badge, and whilst we all know that every single one of the senior players needs bulleting nobody should be in any doubt whatsoever that Ten Bob is comfortably the worst manager we have had in 50 years.

Even with a good dressing room and a few better players in key positions we’d still be utter shite under this clueless fucktard, simple as that.


Apart from their technical superiority Bayern were quicker, stronger and more athletic in every fucking position and by a long way. 1 billion spent and we end up with a bunch of fucking gutless fairies. Anyone count how many half hearted challenges went in leading up to their goal? This lot should be ashamed of themselves and nothing will chnage until the majority are shipped out to the knackers yard. Mainoo was a class above the lot of them but do me a favour, Hanibal and Pellestri are 2nd div at best.

Yep, welcome to the future whilst this fraud is our manager. We are handicapped enough as it is without saddling ourselves long term with the Dutch equivalent of Mr Bean, deary me.

Apparently the deluded prick has just stated that tonight “was a very good performance and we didn’t deserve to lose”. Seriously, I think this clown has spent far too much time in those Amsterdam cafe’s smoking far too many African Woodbines to come out with utter shite like that!


Never in my lifetime ehh GPC :-))
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I’m done for the foreseeable translates to

‘When we start winning again’

Entitled mard cunts.
 
It's a fall from grace so appreciated by football fans across the globe that people are making no attempt to hide their dislike of the rags. After their embarrassing annihilation by Bournemouth almost every single post on the BBC's 'Have Your Say' section was from posters delighting in their humiliation: rubbing salt into the gaping, festering wounds before rigor-mortis finally sets in and the raggy corpse is laid to rot on the smouldering compost heap of football.

Football fans like ourselves, overjoyed to see the slow but inevitable decline of the schoolyard bully. The big kid who used to stride through the corridors with his spineless minions at his side, threatening and cajoling anyone smaller into submission. Looking out for the small, weedy-looking nervous kid that every school has, unknowingly heading for a bloodied hammering at the fists of the 6' 4" 'hard man' and his henchmen.
Then fast forward a few years and our shy, timid little boy is now a successful businessman, a wealthy entrepreneur with numerous properties and business interests, a portfolio roughly the same size as New Zealand, finally meeting up with his nemesis: and this former 'tough' kid, this giant of a boy who used to stalk the corridors and playgrounds of his own personal domain, where he once threatened, intimidated, and inflicted physical and mental damage on anyone who stood in his way, is now a burly, unshaven, overweight and heavily tattooed oaf with highly questionable body odour issues, who -upon recognising this upstanding pillar of the community as the thin, pale-looking kid he victimised all those years ago- meekly asks: "Would you like fries with that, Sir?"
 
Gazza said:
Admit it Rob Draper, it was you wasn't it?
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The rags thrive on tourists and those tourists just don't care enough, they will move onto another team making them the biggest club in the world and when the tourist money dries up the rags are heading down a few divisions.
 
mexico1970 said:
The rags thrive on tourists and those tourists just don't care enough, they will move onto another team making them the biggest club in the world and when the tourist money dries up the rags are heading down a few divisions.
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I'd like that to be true but media exposure will ensure they remain popular for far too long.
Tourist fans making arduous journeys just to see them may decline but there will still be plenty filling the seats, certainly for PL games.
Loss of TV income may have more of an impact but not enough to see them relegated. Unfortunately.
I know I'm old and bitter, and I'm enjoying the tick, but the tock won't occur for me until we have a repeat of April 1974.
 
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