United Thread - 2023/24

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Does the Pisscan still attend all their games, does anybody know?

I'm guessing he still does. He'll be 82 soon and he has nothing better to do than spend the final years of his life in that semi-derelict, squalid little hideaway called the swamp?
I don't think it's because his wife died recently, he spent most of his time there when she was alive anyway. No, I'm of the view that he can't let go: he has nothing else to live for except memories, and outside of the swamp he didn't appear to have a life so there are no memories of an existence before he took over, because it simply wasn't there.

It's a shallow life he leads now. Mentally shackled to a time some 40-odd years ago: his wife is gone, his best friend, 'the combover-king' is gone, the place where he once ruled with an iron fist is now a rundown, ramshackle squat and the club he once championed is now in its death-throes, battling to stay relevant as the rest of the world adapts to the 21st Century.

Fuck, even Ivan Denisovich had a life.
Oh, what a wheeze
The eminence grise
Gets a million a year
To sit on his rear.
 
We really need Utd to win today or draw. Liverpool win this I really think the league is theirs.

We have issues brewing not just poor results occurring.
 
The Danish Birtles to notch the winner today.

I know, not a chance.
I think we will see in todays games how much the Premier league want a new champion.
The Arses and Dippers will get every decision today
 
I will take a draw

but in reality any result suits

rags win our title rivals drop points
red scouse win, then it will probably be by a few and the rags will be humiliated which is all good
A draw neother wins and not too many points gained suits us also
 
Sorry; wishing for a win for "TWGC"™ is a line I'm not prepared to cross. Particularly not with half the season still to go. If it was the last day of the campaign, and a rags win would make it possible for us to win the league, I may have to park my principles, in the cause of the greater good. But right now? No.
 
Love derby day - all the excitement and nervous tension as 2 local rival powerhouses go head-to-head.

And it's not just the premier league championship that's on the line either. Whether you're on the rag half of England or the other half - this is the one that has always mattered more.
 
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