United Thread - 2023/24

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Blu1 said:
We really need Utd to win today or draw. Liverpool win this I really think the league is theirs.

We have issues brewing not just poor results occurring.
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Issues brewing???
Do u mean trouble ahead?
 
KentBlue said:
Does the Pisscan still attend all their games, does anybody know?

I'm guessing he still does. He'll be 82 soon and he has nothing better to do than spend the final years of his life in that semi-derelict, squalid little hideaway called the swamp?
I don't think it's because his wife died recently, he spent most of his time there when she was alive anyway. No, I'm of the view that he can't let go: he has nothing else to live for except memories, and outside of the swamp he didn't appear to have a life so there are no memories of an existence before he took over, because it simply wasn't there.

It's a shallow life he leads now. Mentally shackled to a time some 40-odd years ago: his wife is gone, his best friend, 'the combover-king' is gone, the place where he once ruled with an iron fist is now a rundown, ramshackle squat and the club he once championed is now in its death-throes, battling to stay relevant as the rest of the world adapts to the 21st Century.

Fuck, even Ivan Denisovich had a life.
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He did have a life outside it. Had the talk circuit in America - the business lot lapped up his 'leadership' stuff. However, to be fair to him all he knows is football. I'd suggest he couldn't be a pundit as they'd need subtitles due to him slurring his words more as he got older. So, the toilet is where he'd always be welcome. He looks a busy sort as well so I'd imagine his wife actually told him to get out of the fucking house!
 
KingGeorge said:
He really only had 9 goals in Italy last year. He wasn’t really pulling up trees there either. They certainly didn’t buy a finished product.
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If any Utd fans are about to throw themselves off a bridge…. I hope it’s you that tries and talks them out of it lol
 
Blu1 said:
We really need Utd to win today or draw. Liverpool win this I really think the league is theirs.

We have issues brewing not just poor results occurring.
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How do you know this? And what are they?
 
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