United Thread - 2023/24

[Aba452]

Oliver Holt, Miguel Delooney, Adam Crafton, Sam Lee, Eamon Dunphy, David Meek, Simon Stone and the Director General of the BBC...your boys took one hell of a beating...

One for our Norwegian Big Bad Bastard! :-)

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

What a fucking tune

 

[ballbag]

They obviously meant dawn of a new error.

 

[dom]

Lololololol

 

[tweety]

Goldbridges tears are of the crocodile variety. The more they lose, the more he cries and the more money he makes, he's loving it.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Heard from a reliable source that Hojlund missed the game today because he was still in shock after scoring a goal.

 

[Metal Biker]

Convo with work collegue yesterday:

"I think it's amazing that we're only 6 points behind City, with all our injuries, and we're playing shit!"

Well, we had a game in hand at that point. Now it's 9 points clear and we STILL have that game in hand. Mind the gap mein Raggy freund.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

To add to this... as of today, Luton Town have scored more goals than United despite having played one game less than they have. There are only two teams who have scored fewer goals than them and they are both rooted to the bottom of the league.

That's largely because united are a bunch of selfish greedy bastards who want the goal scoring glory to themselves instead of playing as a team scoring team goals in harmony, like we do.

They aren't too far away from getting it right, they have certainly got a large squad of expensively assembled players from different managers tenures so its not as though their hated owners haven't spent big. Makes me wonder if Pep had have managed them and not us, i very much doubt they'd be going into 11 seasons without looking like being anywhere near PL winners. Although they won the League cup last season it's nothing to crow about, especially when they used to lift that trophy regularly as it was almost worthless.

I really hope karma pays them back and makes them suffer even more for gloating for many years with that hideous 30+ years banner, the rag cunts.

 

[dom]

One banana, two banana, three banana, four!

Never felt more like singing the blues,
City win,
United lose,
Oh City,
You've got me singing the blues!

Never felt more like laughing all night
Cos City's mint, United are shyte
Oh City, you got me singing the blues !

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Never felt more like laughing all night
Cos City's mint, United are shyte
Oh City, you got me singing the blues !

Never felt more like pissing my pants, cos rags can't Stand And Deliver, like Adam And The Ants. Oh City, I'm glad we fooked off Mark Hughes.