United Thread - 2023/24

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Meanwhile over at the theatre of nightmares

“I’m so pissed off that City have a good chance of back to back trebles, the fact that they will go down in the history books as the first team to do so (at least the first English team) and overtake another one of our records, even though it shouldn’t count because every man and his dog knows that they cheated, yet the media keep swooning over them. I’m fecking fed up of those blue cnuts”

But, of course, spending almost a BILLION pounds you don't have, much of that on players, is all above board?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Just been on talk shit about Rashford. Nightclubbing before phoning in sick. What a fucking idiot.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

He think he's a reincarnation of the liver thief , remember back in the day when a journalist asked Best if he would consider joining another club he replied , Stringfellows , Fagins & Studio 54 are a possibiilty if they can match his wages.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Football was Rashford's escape during a shite childhood & upbringing.

He doesn't need that escape anymore because of the lifestyle he has, thanks to the early success on the pitch.

Hence the complete lack of effort and application.

 

[Sky Blue]

He think he's a reincarnation of the liver thief , remember back in the day when a journalist asked Best if he would consider joining another club he replied , Stringfellows , Fagins & Studio 54 are a possibiilty if they can match his wages.

Best was a **** but at least he had football ability.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Rashford proving who really runs the club.

If I was tent peg I'd have played him today and told the Newport boss his players have permission to kick him.

 

[Sky Blue]

All that money on ale when he could be feeding more kids.

 

[waspish]

Rashford doesn't give a toss he wants out

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Rashford proving who really runs the club.

Yep, I remember when Ole Gollum held a press conference saying that Gashfoot needs to concentrate more on the pitch and to do less advocacy off it.

PRashford's team were fuming, so much so that Gollum had to hastily arrange another presser the next day to apologise to all the media for his comments with Gashfoot sat next to him looking on smugly at the power he hold's over the rags.

 

[j.cbluelongsight]

Any blues in the Kendal area could make a killing selling bottles of piss for a tenner.

I had to check the calendar to see if it was April the 1st! He's higher up the list than Craig Charles and shyFX. You just know he's gonna turn up at Glastonbury. On the john peel stage doing a dj set on his soap box, so he can spout his political nonsense courtesy of the BBC