United Thread - 2023/24

[Protein Junkie]

They know how to cover shit with gold.
Even if they do manage to scrape fourth at the expense of Spursy and Villa the media and fans will proclaim they are back.

This is a club that spends more than anyone, arguably has an obscene amount of 50/50 decisions go their way, self proclaimed TWGC, buy a load of shite housed in a leaking meccano set………..

And would proclaim a worse season than last year as a success and road to being back.

Fuck off Rags

 

[lazerblue]

My old fella use to say if you put a United shirt on a pig on Tuesday it would be picked to play for England on the Wednesday night

mainoo being touted as an england starter now

 

[TinFoilHat]

mainoo being touted as an england starter now

Naturally.

Ghana(?) want him too. So Waistcoat will pick him. Play him. Then forget about him when he signs for Watford.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

mainoo being touted as an england starter now

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.

Our best two at the moment are probably Rice and Barkley.

Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo, Mount or Phillips?

 

[flook]

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.

Our best two at the moment are probably Rice and Barkley.

Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo, Mount or Phillips?

thats a fucking low bar you've set there

 

[bluemoon32]

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.

Our best two at the moment are probably Rice and Barkley.

Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo, Mount or Phillips?

My Nan's been dead 40 years & i'd still start her over that three

 

[Protein Junkie]

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.


Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo,

Yes but can he point effectively whilst vociferously cajoling the team with handclaps?

 

[Blueknows]

Keep saying it, this is why they will never get back to dominating as the press blows smoke up their arses just for taking a throw in. They are so desperate for the good days to be back, instead they look for results of Aston Villa and Spurs in hope they manage to scrape into a top four place with the money they have spent.

They rejoice in Radcliffe buying a minority stake like it was Mansour buying City in 2008. They celebrate poaching Omar Barrata from us, they dont have any ideas how to get back to the top so have to import City’s mindset and thinking into the club. Any chink of light and green shoot they go completely overboard in hope it’s back to the 1990s.

Wasn't so long ago that they were telling the world " this is manchester u***** were talking about we should be challenging for the title every season " now as you say they see it as an achievement finishing 4th summat they took the piss out of arselona and scousers for

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Whilst premature, he does seem to be better at retaining the ball and passing through the lines than most other England midfielders.

Our best two at the moment are probably Rice and Barkley.

Would Mainoo be worse than Hendo, Mount or Phillips?

It's not premature he plays for the rags.
It doesn't matter how shit he is he will be in the England team.
Look at cleverly.
Welback.
Phil neville

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's not premature he plays for the rags.
It doesn't matter how shit he is he will be in the England team.
Look at cleverly.
Welback.
Phil neville

Whilst true, it doesn’t mean that they occasionally do have players good enough to be tried out.