United Thread - 2023/24

[waspish]

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A rag at work was banging on about them getting Klopp when he announced that he was leaving the dippers. Absolutely delusional.

He's a season ticket holder there too and has been for 25 years.

I always thought that kind of delusion was amongst the plastics that get their snippets of gossip from talkshite or some tabloid paper.

Apparently Rio said Arteta would walk to the rags job

 

[Vienna_70]

Apparently Rio said Arteta would walk to the rags job

See @Nellies left peg's post at the top of the page.

 

[RACHACE]

Apparently Rio said Arteta would walk to the rags job

Says it all.

Truth is that any young manager with any real promise would likely avoid the gaff. Try telling them that though and it'd be met with 'we're Manchester United'

They'll sack Ten Bob and end up with their 5th choice candidate. Probably Potter.

Clowns

 

[TinFoilHat]

Southgate will take over.

Rags will bask in the glory of another Engerland semi final defeat and we'll piss ourselves laughing.

 

[Vienna_70]

Says it all.

Truth is that any young manager with any real promise would likely avoid the gaff. Try telling them that though and it'd be met with 'we're Manchester United'

They'll sack Ten Bob and end up with their 5th choice candidate. Probably Potter.

Clowns

I bet Colin Wanker is rueing his decision to take the Aberdeen job.

 

[TinFoilHat]

How much would council tax rise in Trafford to build Scruffy Jim's stadium?

Maybe he could wait a few years for Everton to go under then move in their new stadium to give the media the wankfest of being in the same city as their "rivals"?

 

[Nellies left peg]

I bet Colin Wanker is rueing his decision to take the Aberdeen job.

I’m not being funny but even Colin would improve the rags and he wouldn’t put up with rat face and his antics

 

[TinFoilHat]

I’m not being funny but even Colin would improve the rags and he wouldn’t put up with rat face and his antics

He'd put his pay per play rate up as well.

 

[Blu3m00n91]

It’s hard to describe but does anyone else feel like the ‘edge’ and animosity has been lost on derby day. Doesn’t feel the same anymore? Maybe cause they’re fucking shite but still. I remember the derbies around 2010-2013 they was proper heated you could feel the tension in the ground.

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s hard to describe but does anyone else feel like the ‘edge’ and animosity has been lost on derby day. Doesn’t feel the same anymore? Maybe cause they’re fucking shite but still. I remember the derbies around 2010-2013 they was proper heated you could feel the tension in the ground.

Yeah, I tend to agree with you.

The semifinal was tense, right up to the final whistle. Then, there was the one, in which pig ginger scored the only goal right at the death. Even during the Sick Swan, once Fletcher put away the scummy bastards' goal, we were expecting them to get back into the game, whereas the last two home derbies have been relatively relaxed affairs, especially last season, when we were four up before halftime.