United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

FFS

He'll start.

Tent Peg mind games are shite.

 

[Protein Junkie]

White dwarf: Armagh astronomers say scar suggests star 'ate' planets

The scar on the star was discovered by the astronomical research centre in Armagh Observatory.

www.bbc.co.uk

Honestly thought this was about Casemiro when it mentioned about a Star eating Planets.

 

[Marklr]

State of the toilets at Old Trafford. Will Catweazle fix this problem?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag demands Fulham apology over Bruno Fernandes TikTok and more protection for his captain

Erik ten Hag wants Fulham to apologise over a TikTok they posted which poked fun at Bruno Fernandes, suggesting he dived in Saturdays win at Manchester United; the Man Utd boss also says referees need to give his captain more protection because teams target him

www.skysports.com

 

[Mr Fraser]

My old coach used to call Turn Moss pneumonia park, fucking freezing.

Made my secondary schools debut on there against St Mary's

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag demands Fulham apology over Bruno Fernandes TikTok and more protection for his captain

Erik ten Hag wants Fulham to apologise over a TikTok they posted which poked fun at Bruno Fernandes, suggesting he dived in Saturdays win at Manchester United; the Man Utd boss also says referees need to give his captain more protection because teams target him

www.skysports.com

 

[Vienna_70]

May I suggest, the colour of his shirt?

That’s the only explanation necessary.

 

[Vienna_70]

Man Utd boss Erik ten Hag demands Fulham apology over Bruno Fernandes TikTok and more protection for his captain

Erik ten Hag wants Fulham to apologise over a TikTok they posted which poked fun at Bruno Fernandes, suggesting he dived in Saturdays win at Manchester United; the Man Utd boss also says referees need to give his captain more protection because teams target him

www.skysports.com

Ten Bob really has gone full rag.

And as we all know, you should never go full rag.

 

[Vienna_70]

My old coach used to call Turn Moss pneumonia park, fucking freezing.

Mrs Vienna can confirm this, as when she went there to watch her dad’s teams - The Old Cock in Stretford - she wore three coats.

 

[blueste41]

 

[Quilted]

Ten Bob really has gone full rag.

And as we all know, you should never go full rag.

Wait a bloody minute, in what world can a manager ask for a player of his to be "given more protection". This sounds like Russia-Ukraine war money laundering level of corruption.

 

[Bantamgaz]

So he wants an apology for a club showing the world what a cheating twat Bruno is :) well fook me

 

[BlueRockape]

FFS

I sniff BS

 

[KentBlue]

He's got some front, hasn't he? Asking for protection for one of the worst offenders in the history of the Prem? The man is slowly losing his somewhat tenuous grip on reality. That rat-faced little ferret should have had so many red cards for his behaviour it beggars belief that he hasn't.

I hope it all backfires on ten-bob and opposition players start to really target the mouthy little rodent.

 

[vincent]

I see Simon Stone is at it again with Mason Greenwood.

 

[BlueRockape]

I see Simon Stone is at it again with Mason Greenwood.

Has he raped Stone ? ; )

 

[Mr Fraser]

Mrs Vienna can confirm this, as when she went there to watch her dad’s teams - The Old Cock in Stretford - she wore three coats.

The old pubs of stretford all gone, the el patio, moulin rouge, the drafty bum

 

[dadnlad]

I see Simon Stone is at it again with Mason Greenwood.

whats he doing holding his coat

 

[dadnlad]

Mrs Vienna can confirm this, as when she went there to watch her dad’s teams - The Old Cock in Stretford - she wore three coats.

all fur coats and no knickers ;)

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Ten Hag is losing his job isn't he. Its all going tits up already.

Next manager , my god they've got some work to do.