United Thread - 2023/24

[Prestwich_Blue]

I think that wankers head is hollow.

Ric's alright once you get to know him.

 

[Protein Junkie]

like this from the caffff

Every time they click on a new page, the site creator gets paid via the advertising revenues. That is why he has limited it to 7 posts per page, because he gets more money every time they click on a new page and a new ad comes up.

His name is Ric, and he has actually sussed it all out, because he has a load of volunteer saddo's who moderate the site for him, while he does sweet FA. They get nowt, and the bluemoon minions just carry on click click clicking all day and Ric gets paid for it. Nice

and...

I found this hilarious so I googled "Bluemoon ric" to see if it was true and the very top result was a tweet from him about United.

It's kind of sad. I hate Liverpool but its not why I support United. City fans (at least on that site) seem primarily to just hate United and aren't satisfied with being successful without complaining about United. Maybe they feel their success is hollow too?

Football,indeed Life itself has become so mundane and pointless over the last ten years they can find nothing more relevant than the number of posts on Rick’s site.
The barrel has well and truly been scraped , the zebra pants are threadbare and the green/gold scarf has parted in two.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Fernandes as the rags captain is possibly the worst choice that could have been made, based upon his pathetic attitude demonstrated week in week out when things don't go their way.

Asking to be substituted when they were getting twatted sets the very worst example to a team that has a number of weak and petulant fannies already.

Brilliant management from yet another one who doesn't look up to the job of dealing with a team that lackership and direction , but no doubt the media whores will praise the change.

Anyway, they won't be challenging for the PL unless PiGMOL decide it is time to fuck every other decent club over.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Appropriate choice. If anyone embodies that club it’s this cheating, whinging little twat.

Sally Thomset, Penandes….

We need a thread “Those able to eat an apple through a letterbox”

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Ric's alright once you get to know him.

Difficult to actually get to know him if you don't move in his circles. Not everyone can afford a yacht and a private jet.

 

[br88]

What do you want for a captain...let's see. Gives up when getting battered, moaning and complaining to the ref all the time, diving if barely touched and all round nasty, unlikeable personality. Perfect candidate for this bunch of losers haha!!!.

I actually used to worry about United's results but that was when they were relevant. Don't give a crap what they do these days...my main concern this season will be Arsenal and Liverpool.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

We need a thread “Those able to eat an apple through a letterbox”

I heard a lady , when asked whether her gynaecologist was any good, said , "he was brilliant , he could wallpaper your hall through a letterbox"

I said hall, just in case you misread.

 

[manimanc]

Can see this happening week in week out.

 

[Nellies left peg]

That little odious twat is the perfect captain for a team full of odious twats and just shows what type of manager ten bob is to appoint him. It’s like Pep making Joey Barton skipper

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Appropriate choice. If anyone embodies that club it’s this cheating, whinging little twat.

Perfect choice.
Spinless cheating talentless twat