United Thread - 2023/24

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Mr Edward's shoe mirror said:
Both full backs are better higher up the pitch than defending (Dalot and Shaw) Martinez is almost a CDM and has played there for Ajax. Varane to mop up with his pace. I think they are geared up for this. And if he plays Mount and Fernandes as two number 8's with Casemiro holding, it is essentially matching your midfield of last season with De Bruyne and Gundowan as 8's and Rodri holding.
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By matching the city midfield of last season, I assume you mean in the same sense as I match aguero when I play 5 a side with my mates from work? Put the fucking crack pipe down son.
 
horlock_was_super said:
Did you know that she is actually older than Jenny Agutter. When they were making The Railway Children, Sally owned a car, smoked & drank like a trooper and also had a boyfriend. Lionel Jeffries kept her confined to barracks all through the making of the film. Paula Wilcox was my favourite in Man about the house.
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Paula Wilcox had very alluring eyes. My first girlfriend looked very much like her.
 
Another new low for Sly Sports News.

Has Sly Sports News ever announced a perfume singing live on the show before?

Sky Sports News sources tell us United are about to sign a new striker, Estée Lauder.

He (and Manchester United fans) actually thought United were going to announce a new signing to him, and in the United told him it was a new perfume sponsor. He and Sly sports News still ran with it. Fucking embarrassing Rag Shill bastards!
 
jrb said:
Another new low for Sly Sports News.

Has Sly Sports News ever announced a perfume singing live on the show before?

Sky Sports News sources tell us United are about to sign a new striker, Estée Lauder.

He (and Manchester United fans) actually thought United were going to announce a new signing to him, and in the United told him it was a new perfume sponsor. He and Sly sports News still ran with it. Fucking embarrassing Rag Shill bastards!
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The rags and beauty products now there’s a conflict. They must be the ugliest side in living memory.Estee Lauder will have their work cut out here :-)
 
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