United Thread - 2023/24

[i went to rotherham]

Scruffy Jim has now cancelled all the company cars…

He’ll be telling the players to bring their own packed lunches next.

St Marcus will sort the food out.

 

[freshie]

So we’re all blind yeh? Fucking fraud

 

[city986]

22 man brawl and point's deducted for both teams then it's win win

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Wonder if Alty Webb-lite will keep his cards in his pocket for as long as he did last Sunday? MacAlister and McThingy must be sharpening studs and licking their lips.

 

[Pam]

The scum are gonna get the decisions that everybody else gets against the dippers today . They will bleat about how they were robbed , Ten Bob will utter some crap that obviously makes sense in his head but in nobody else's except the media of course. Rashford will run for the first 5 mins or so to show Psg , Madrid , Barca, Scunthorpe United that he has what they desperately need (he hasn't ) and the rat won't bother at all, big game he doesn't do them . Fake Haaland will run about a bit trying to look like he knows what he is doing, but will get side tracked when he feels a new zit forming on his silk like complexion. Sly, ratboy and spitty will be trying to tell us it's the biggest game in the universe and Micah will be clowning it up as usual, I dunno why he doesn't just go the whole way and put on a clown outfit with big shoes, I am sure we buy any car could find him a car that falls apart as required !

Brilliant.

 

[Pam]

Hope United win today. I’ll always value winning the league over any sort of hatred for the rags

I am with you. We will both burn in eternal hellfire for wanting the depraved scum to win a football match but loving City more than hating United is the only way. I even want a decent margin of victory, just to hurt the Dipper goal difference and impact their morale.

 

[give it to gordon]

22 man brawl and point's deducted for both teams then it's win win

Not chance ratboy would run away crying ;) so only a 21 man brawl

 

[journolud]

Useless wankwrs rolling over for the dippers like that…

Just thought I’d get in early, I’ll be too annoyed after the match, mixed with laughing at them

 

[Kippax77]

22 man brawl and point's deducted for both teams then it's win win

They'd probably get points added for creating excitement in 'the biggest, bestest fixture in the all of the universe'.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Oh God I feel sick at the thought of cheering any rag goals.