United Thread - 2023/24

[1961_vintage]

Oh God I feel sick at the thought of cheering any rag goals.

Not much hope of that happening!

 

[jollylescott]

God this is an awful prospect.

It's like having to decide whether I would rather have toothpicks inserted into my eyeballs, or an electric drill inserted into another orifice.

I certainly can't cheer for the scum, and I can't cheer on the dippers to beat them.

I think I'll just try and find a civilised pub somewhere that doesn't have a tv, and perhaps has poetry recitals. Anything other than suffering 90 minutes of pure pain.

 

[horlock_was_super]

rags win - they’re back; dips whinge it’s alty’s fault.
ten bob thinks nytid going in the right direction.

dips win - klipperty fulfilling his destiny; rags whinge it’s alty’s fault; ten bob thinks nytid still going in the right direction.

Personally I just think Anthony Taylor is a ****.

 

[Roachy]

Hoping for a resounding win for the scum today please.

 

[mancityvstoke]

I've just pm'd Putin

Massive, yeah I said massive, warhead on the swamp incoming.

He's not all bad our vlad.

 

[Metal Biker]

Hence why i'd be satisfied with a draw. Rags not giddy, Pewl drop points.

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Hoping for a resounding win for the scum today please.

Is the correct answer. None of this draw bollocks, every point is crucial

 

[TinFoilHat]

It's like being asked to be injected with AIDS or Ebola.

 

[Father Paul]

Not much hope of that happening!

I think they will get one maybe two goals but likely to concede at least 3. I would say they have an outside chance of a draw if the dippers are wasteful in front of goal. I won't be watching but would have no issue with supporting the rags for the afternoon if I thought it could affect the outcome in our favour.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Neville shitting himself and climbing back up Rashfords arse after his brothers dig last week...

"Marcus Rashford is such an important player for United. They don't have world-class players throughout their squad. But what they have in Rashford is someone who can deliver world-class moments.

"I think he is a person who can cause Conor Bradley and whoever is right centre-back problems.”