United Thread - 2023/24

[jonah62]

And fans wonder where all the tickets on the tout site come from

Surely they’ll be more tickets available now as Bobby Charlton is no longer around to Hoover them up

 

[Metal Biker]

Look at the tshirt this united fan is selling for wembley

He hasn't thought that through, has he.

Imagine an entire Wembley filled with Blue shirts of every description, no red to be seen.

 

[RodneyRodney]

St Marcus not happy with the "abuse" he's been receiving. Pay me 300k per week and you can abuse me all you want.

You kinky bugger ; if only I could afford it . . .

 

[waspish]

Oh Rashford been shit all season let's get the violins out! He should sack all his media propaganda pr which is rotting his mentality and he should concentrate on football only! Also he should quit all social media!

 

[jaiguruKun]

Bryan Robson (born 1957) has named Duncan Edwards in his all time Rags XI describing him as "one of his favourites." Captain sicknote wasn't ever the sharpest tool in the box.

 

[citizen_maine]

You prefer intellectual pantomime?

Oh no he doesn't!

 

[malg]

I love this bit "you will all be aware of the need for us to spend the club’s money effectively, with a focus on performance and outcomes."

The only thing they'll have been aware of is the insistence on spending vast amounts of money completely ineffectively, on absolute dross.

Christ almighty, is he a NHS manager?

 

[Rory Bluelow]

Bryan Robson (born 1957) has named Duncan Edwards in his all time Rags XI describing him as "one of his favourites." Captain sicknote wasn't ever the sharpest tool in the box.

Robson was a very decent player but as you say, not the sharpest ! Like many footballers of his time he was a bit of a piss-head. I was born in 1955 and have no memory or mental picture of any kind about Duncan Edwards’ football ability.

 

[mexico1970]

Robson was a very decent player but as you say, not the sharpest ! Like many footballers of his time he was a bit of a piss-head. I was born in 1955 and have no memory or mental picture of any kind about Duncan Edwards’ football ability.

All anyone really needs to know is that the rags have many many players who they firmly believe are the best players of all time, just to clarify many players not just one who they tell us are the best of all time.

It's the rag way mate.

 

[wolviedinho]

Manchester United ……………. France forward Anthony Martial, 28, among the players no longer part of the club's plans. (Football Insider)


One touted as the new Thierry Henry but ended up as the new Lenny Henry except he is much funnier.

Think it’s time Tony got himself a new contact at the rags. Come on now Jim, don’t stop a good thing.