United Thread - 2023/24

[1974Blue]

Erik ten Hag 'is set to STAY in charge of Man United next season as INEOS pinpoint real reason for struggles'... with Sir Jim Ratcliffe 'unimpressed by alternatives' to the Dutchman


Ha ha.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Borussia Dortmund v PSG: Jadon Sancho's future analysed

Jadon Sancho could return to Manchester United this summer as a Champions League winner, but his future at the club remains uncertain.

www.bbc.co.uk

“Sancho’s three goals in 16 appearances in his second spell at the club, on loan, is an improvement on the 12 in 82 he managed at Manchester United.”

That’s what’s known as a small sample-size. Truly desperate stuff from Simon Stone.

 

[BrianW]

They probably can't afford to sack the guy.

Plus, who would come in who is any better? No one in their right mind. To call it a poisoned chalice is generous.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Erik ten Hag 'is set to STAY in charge of Man United next season as INEOS pinpoint real reason for struggles'... with Sir Jim Ratcliffe 'unimpressed by alternatives' to the Dutchman
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Ha ha.

I think I`m starting to like Scruffy Jim.

 

[Bald fraud]

Just seen that united will play Rangers at Murrayfield on July 20th.

Thats a great pre season game to be fair.

Sounds shite to me

 

[Bettys Bell]

Can't see this gem posted on the thread:

Manchester United act to stop 'scumbags' allegedly posing as disabled fans

Manchester United have issued a statement

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Maybe they got the idea from seeing their players rolling round on the floor like they'd lost the use of their legs.

Says everything you need to know about rag fans .

 

[big gaz]

Factions higher up than Southgate in the national set up will tell him that he is taking Mainoo, The Slab and Rashford as utd representatives.
Probably throw in Shaw as well to prep the team bonding BBQ and it's well covered in raggyness for the media to cream over

Behave mate Shaw is the BBQ ;-)

 

[Vienna_70]

Can't see this gem posted on the thread:

Manchester United act to stop 'scumbags' allegedly posing as disabled fans

Manchester United have issued a statement

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Maybe they got the idea from seeing their players rolling round on the floor like they'd lost the use of their legs.

Sounds about right for that fan base.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Fernandez now saying he will “review” his position at Utd after the euros…

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Can't see this gem posted on the thread:

Manchester United act to stop 'scumbags' allegedly posing as disabled fans

Manchester United have issued a statement

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Maybe they got the idea from seeing their players rolling round on the floor like they'd lost the use of their legs.