foggy1974
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Why would you want any of that when you can earn 350k a week for half arsed performances
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Stoned Rose
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Tbf to the rags it’s very hard to tell their fans apart.Can't see this gem posted on the thread:
Manchester United act to stop 'scumbags' allegedly posing as disabled fans
Manchester United have issued a statementwww.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Maybe they got the idea from seeing their players rolling round on the floor like they'd lost the use of their legs.
Stoned Rose
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He’s a very good player when he’s not being a complete ****.
There’ll be no shortage of suitors.
Could see him rocking up at a bigger club like Villa or Spurs.
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There is a piece on the BBC, detailing six home-grown players, who could be sold this summer for pure profit, which is blatantly false.
They are: Conor Gallagher, Evan Ferguson, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jarrad Branthwaite, Jacob Ramsey and Rashford.
Each player is given a transfer fee valuation, and while most of them are reasonable, Rashford's is put at £85 million.
What a fucking joke.
There is no name attached to the piece, but it has all the hallmarks of Slimy Stone:
They are: Conor Gallagher, Evan Ferguson, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jarrad Branthwaite, Jacob Ramsey and Rashford.
Each player is given a transfer fee valuation, and while most of them are reasonable, Rashford's is put at £85 million.
What a fucking joke.
There is no name attached to the piece, but it has all the hallmarks of Slimy Stone:
Premier League: Six homegrown stars who could be sold for PSR profit
Selling homegrown players such as Conor Gallagher, Marcus Rashford, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jacob Ramsey & Jarrad Branthwaite could help navigate Profit and Sustainability Rules.
www.bbc.co.uk
KentBlue
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I'm not so sure he would be as mollycoddled at any other Prem club. The rags let him do whatever he wants and I can't see many clubs dancing to his particular tune.
The only other club that would indulge him would be...yep, the dippers.
Stoned Rose
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I reckon Spurs will be all over him.
Him and Maddison would be a pretty naughty centre mid pairing.
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There is a piece on the BBC, detailing six home-grown players, who could be sold this summer for pure profit, which is blatantly false.
They are: Conor Gallagher, Evan Ferguson, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jarrad Branthwaite, Jacob Ramsey and Rashford.
Each player is given a transfer fee valuation, and while most of them are reasonable, Rashford's is put at £85 million.
What a fucking joke.
There is no name attached to the piece, but it has all the hallmarks of Slimy Stone:
Premier League: Six homegrown stars who could be sold for PSR profit
Selling homegrown players such as Conor Gallagher, Marcus Rashford, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jacob Ramsey & Jarrad Branthwaite could help navigate Profit and Sustainability Rules.www.bbc.co.uk
The only way they’re getting 85m for that **** is if they buy him from themselves.
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That made me laugh.
abu13
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if these new rules get passed they wont be able to pay many £350k a week.
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Some exchanges from some rags re the fire sale
Bayindir – KEEP as backup keeper
Heaton – RELEASE
Onana – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Lindelof – SELL anything over 20m
Maguire – SELL anything voer 30m
Martinez – KEEP
Malacia – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Varane – SELL anything over 20m
Dalot – SELL anything over 20m
Shaw – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
AWB – SELL anything over 20m
Evans – RELEASE
Kambwala – KEEP
Amrabat – RELEASE
Mount – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Fernandes – KEEP
Eriksen – RELEASE
Amad – KEEP
Casemiro – SELL anything over 40m (Saudi Arabia) else KEEP
Pellistri – SELL for anything over 25m
VDB – SELL anything over 10m
Mainoo – KEEP
McTominay – SELL anything over 30m
Hannibal – SELL anything over 15m
Forson – SELL anything over 10m
Martial – RELEASE
Rashford – SELL anything over 70m
Hojlund – KEEP
Garnacho – KEEP
Antony – SELL anything over 25m
Sancho – SELL anything over 40m
Greenwood – KEEP
ETH – RELEASE
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We will not be getting anywhere even close to those valuations mate, fact is we will be lucky if we can just get some of them off the wage bill with no fee changing hands. Some of them are either out of contract this summer or at the very most have only one year left, so it will be just a case of damage limitation with the vast majority of them. It’s the direct consequence of more than a decade of buying absolutely shite players, and then rewarding total wankers like Martial, Lindeloaf, Jones, Bailly, Shaw, Rojo and of course Gashy and others with massive new contracts, thus making it impossible to move them on.
I will be very pleasantly surprised if we can somehow bring in much more than 100 mill this summer, which as we all know is chump change nowadays.
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Some may be optimistic true, but take Pellistri as an example: still very young and is doing the business for Granada, and would be a very good choice for a mid-table Spanish team. Given both of the above, think we can get 25m for him… I’d also not mind keeping him, so long as he keeps that show pony c*nt Antony out of the team.
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Far more realistic valuations are,
Lindeloaf – 10 to 15m
AwB – 10 to 15m
Pellistri – 10m
Mejbri – 5 to 10m
Eriksen – Free
Forson – Free
VdB – Free
As for the rest, fuck knows but you have to remember just how bad we are at getting decent prices for any of our rejects, especially considering they will all have to take a pay cut unless they go to Saudi.
The overwhelming majority of today’s footballers are far too mercenary leave a club unless they think that the numbers stack up financially. You only have to look at Slabhead refusing to go to West Ham because we wouldn’t give him enough of a “golden goodbye” to leave.
It’s all about the big houses, flash cars and flying around in private jets for these fuckers nowadays, football comes a very distant second.
Bayindir – KEEP as backup keeper
Heaton – RELEASE
Onana – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Lindelof – SELL anything over 20m
Maguire – SELL anything voer 30m
Martinez – KEEP
Malacia – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Varane – SELL anything over 20m
Dalot – SELL anything over 20m
Shaw – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
AWB – SELL anything over 20m
Evans – RELEASE
Kambwala – KEEP
Amrabat – RELEASE
Mount – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Fernandes – KEEP
Eriksen – RELEASE
Amad – KEEP
Casemiro – SELL anything over 40m (Saudi Arabia) else KEEP
Pellistri – SELL for anything over 25m
VDB – SELL anything over 10m
Mainoo – KEEP
McTominay – SELL anything over 30m
Hannibal – SELL anything over 15m
Forson – SELL anything over 10m
Martial – RELEASE
Rashford – SELL anything over 70m
Hojlund – KEEP
Garnacho – KEEP
Antony – SELL anything over 25m
Sancho – SELL anything over 40m
Greenwood – KEEP
ETH – RELEASE
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We will not be getting anywhere even close to those valuations mate, fact is we will be lucky if we can just get some of them off the wage bill with no fee changing hands. Some of them are either out of contract this summer or at the very most have only one year left, so it will be just a case of damage limitation with the vast majority of them. It’s the direct consequence of more than a decade of buying absolutely shite players, and then rewarding total wankers like Martial, Lindeloaf, Jones, Bailly, Shaw, Rojo and of course Gashy and others with massive new contracts, thus making it impossible to move them on.
I will be very pleasantly surprised if we can somehow bring in much more than 100 mill this summer, which as we all know is chump change nowadays.
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Some may be optimistic true, but take Pellistri as an example: still very young and is doing the business for Granada, and would be a very good choice for a mid-table Spanish team. Given both of the above, think we can get 25m for him… I’d also not mind keeping him, so long as he keeps that show pony c*nt Antony out of the team.
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Far more realistic valuations are,
Lindeloaf – 10 to 15m
AwB – 10 to 15m
Pellistri – 10m
Mejbri – 5 to 10m
Eriksen – Free
Forson – Free
VdB – Free
As for the rest, fuck knows but you have to remember just how bad we are at getting decent prices for any of our rejects, especially considering they will all have to take a pay cut unless they go to Saudi.
The overwhelming majority of today’s footballers are far too mercenary leave a club unless they think that the numbers stack up financially. You only have to look at Slabhead refusing to go to West Ham because we wouldn’t give him enough of a “golden goodbye” to leave.
It’s all about the big houses, flash cars and flying around in private jets for these fuckers nowadays, football comes a very distant second.
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