United Thread - 2023/24

[chedinho]

And to think their deluded fans tried to compare him to KDB, fucking weirdos.

KDB saying he was the best CM in the league haha
Top Berting by the Ginger Prince.

 

[Platt Lane 59]

Behave mate Shaw is the BBQ ;-)

That's a heck of a meat-feast !!!

 

[Platt Lane 59]

I'm not so sure he would be as mollycoddled at any other Prem club. The rags let him do whatever he wants and I can't see many clubs dancing to his particular tune.
The only other club that would indulge him would be...yep, the dippers.

Nah...
There's no way that the vestal Virgil, would allow anyone to steal his thunder as "Top Thunderbird"...

 

[chedinho]

Erik ten Hag 'is set to STAY in charge of Man United next season as INEOS pinpoint real reason for struggles'... with Sir Jim Ratcliffe 'unimpressed by alternatives' to the Dutchman
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Ha ha.

I don’t think they can afford to sack him.

 

[jrb]

City winning the CL and doing the Treble last season really fucked him up and brought out his false hatred of City.

Watch the video and compare it to his continual antI-City video rants and comments in this season.

Is it the same Forest fan!

 

[Vienna_70]

City winning the CL and doing the Treble last season really fucked him up and brought out his false hatred of City.

Watch the video and compare it to his continual antI-City video rants and comments in this season.

Is it the same Forest fan!

If further proof were needed that it’s all an act with Goldbridge, it’s there.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

The Rags have turned on the Forest fan.



As a lifelong supporter of Manchester United, I have witnessed the unity and camaraderie that once defined our fanbase gradually erode into division and toxicity. Much of this negativity can be attributed to The United Stand, a YouTube channel that has gained notoriety for its abusive remarks towards our players. This toxic behavior is not only damaging to the morale of our players but also fosters an environment of hostility within the fan community.

The channel's host, Mark Goldbridge, has profited immensely from promoting this division among fans. He's never given anything positive back to the club. It is important to remember that football is more than just a game or business; it's about respect and sportsmanship both on and off the field. Mark posses neither.

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Doesn’t he watch the game on an illegal stream? How else does he get a live feed of every game?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Entitled cunts.

A bad season for them is finishing in the top 10 of the league.

The cunts need to learn humility.The sooner they get relegated the better.

 

[jacko74]

They might get a few quid for Hannibal if Colonel Decker is still hiding in the bushes.

Its easy to forget and overlook that just a few months ago earlier this season he was receiving a similar level of hype that Mainoo has more recently received.. and he's already faded into obscurity and been sent out on loan.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Some exchanges from some rags re the fire sale

Bayindir – KEEP as backup keeper
Heaton – RELEASE
Onana – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Lindelof – SELL anything over 20m
Maguire – SELL anything voer 30m
Martinez – KEEP
Malacia – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Varane – SELL anything over 20m
Dalot – SELL anything over 20m
Shaw – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
AWB – SELL anything over 20m
Evans – RELEASE
Kambwala – KEEP
Amrabat – RELEASE
Mount – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Fernandes – KEEP
Eriksen – RELEASE
Amad – KEEP
Casemiro – SELL anything over 40m (Saudi Arabia) else KEEP
Pellistri – SELL for anything over 25m
VDB – SELL anything over 10m
Mainoo – KEEP
McTominay – SELL anything over 30m
Hannibal – SELL anything over 15m
Forson – SELL anything over 10m
Martial – RELEASE
Rashford – SELL anything over 70m
Hojlund – KEEP
Garnacho – KEEP
Antony – SELL anything over 25m
Sancho – SELL anything over 40m
Greenwood – KEEP
ETH – RELEASE

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We will not be getting anywhere even close to those valuations mate, fact is we will be lucky if we can just get some of them off the wage bill with no fee changing hands. Some of them are either out of contract this summer or at the very most have only one year left, so it will be just a case of damage limitation with the vast majority of them. It’s the direct consequence of more than a decade of buying absolutely shite players, and then rewarding total wankers like Martial, Lindeloaf, Jones, Bailly, Shaw, Rojo and of course Gashy and others with massive new contracts, thus making it impossible to move them on.
I will be very pleasantly surprised if we can somehow bring in much more than 100 mill this summer, which as we all know is chump change nowadays.

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Some may be optimistic true, but take Pellistri as an example: still very young and is doing the business for Granada, and would be a very good choice for a mid-table Spanish team. Given both of the above, think we can get 25m for him… I’d also not mind keeping him, so long as he keeps that show pony c*nt Antony out of the team.

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Far more realistic valuations are,
Lindeloaf – 10 to 15m
AwB – 10 to 15m
Pellistri – 10m
Mejbri – 5 to 10m
Eriksen – Free
Forson – Free
VdB – Free

As for the rest, fuck knows but you have to remember just how bad we are at getting decent prices for any of our rejects, especially considering they will all have to take a pay cut unless they go to Saudi.

The overwhelming majority of today’s footballers are far too mercenary leave a club unless they think that the numbers stack up financially. You only have to look at Slabhead refusing to go to West Ham because we wouldn’t give him enough of a “golden goodbye” to leave.

It’s all about the big houses, flash cars and flying around in private jets for these fuckers nowadays, football comes a very distant second.

Amad is going to be dining out on that goal against the Dippers for years.