United Thread - 2023/24

[threespires]

Is that the same mojo he had when he went on strike as a youth player?

Bad egg then, bad egg now.

I know but let's not let the truth get in the way of slagging off the rags plse.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I know but let's not let the truth get in the way of slagging off the rags plse.

I am doing don't worry.

They were fuckin idiots for signing the dickhead in the first place, we all saw it coming from day one.

One of the best decisions Pep ever made was sacking that twat off, and we've been vindicated after all the "he's tearing up the Bundeslega" nonsense.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Manchester United players for sale: How much is the squad worth?

Amid Manchester United being open to offers for most of their squad, BBC Sport have worked with CIES Football Observatory to calculate the approximate market value of each player.

www.bbc.co.uk

SCUM by the way

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Manchester United players for sale: How much is the squad worth?

Amid Manchester United being open to offers for most of their squad, BBC Sport have worked with CIES Football Observatory to calculate the approximate market value of each player.

www.bbc.co.uk

SCUM by the way

I tried reading that but it makes no sense. Why do the figures in the table bear no relation to the narrative?

Rashford £106M (table), career high of £73M (Dec 2021) in the text, now £51M + a packet of Bird's Eye finest.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

I tried reading that but it makes no sense. Why do the figures in the table bear no relation to the narrative?

Rashford £106M (table), career high of £73M (Dec 2021) in the text, now £51M + a packet of Bird's Eye finest.

The table is by one study. The text below is the opinion of Transfer market.

 

[Blue Llama]

I tried reading that but it makes no sense. Why do the figures in the table bear no relation to the narrative?

Rashford £106M (table), career high of £73M (Dec 2021) in the text, now £51M + a packet of Bird's Eye finest.

As you say it's showing nonsense, probably be taken down before too long.

 

[Akira]

Some exchanges from some rags re the fire sale

Bayindir – KEEP as backup keeper
Heaton – RELEASE
Onana – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Lindelof – SELL anything over 20m
Maguire – SELL anything voer 30m
Martinez – KEEP
Malacia – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Varane – SELL anything over 20m
Dalot – SELL anything over 20m
Shaw – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
AWB – SELL anything over 20m
Evans – RELEASE
Kambwala – KEEP
Amrabat – RELEASE
Mount – KEEP but can sell if if a good offer comes in
Fernandes – KEEP
Eriksen – RELEASE
Amad – KEEP
Casemiro – SELL anything over 40m (Saudi Arabia) else KEEP
Pellistri – SELL for anything over 25m
VDB – SELL anything over 10m
Mainoo – KEEP
McTominay – SELL anything over 30m
Hannibal – SELL anything over 15m
Forson – SELL anything over 10m
Martial – RELEASE
Rashford – SELL anything over 70m
Hojlund – KEEP
Garnacho – KEEP
Antony – SELL anything over 25m
Sancho – SELL anything over 40m
Greenwood – KEEP
ETH – RELEASE

Isn't Varane's contract expiring? They aren't getting shit off him.

I love these lists of overvalued departures they always make. I remember a year ago someone thought they could get Fred for 30mil or something, ended up selling for 10mil. 70mil for Rashford, PMSL. And the Greenwood "KEEP", lol.

They always boast about some giant transfer revolution every season, only to still end up attempting to sell the same players 5 years ago.

Nobody's buying their shite. Overpaid wages + poor performances, they'd be lucky to get 10mil for any of them. Any sensible club can get better, actually performing players elsewhere with lesser price + wages.

 

[domalino]

I love these lists of overvalued departures they always make.

Same, I love the idea that they wouldn't bite someone's hand off if they offered £7m for Donny van de Beek

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I tried reading that but it makes no sense. Why do the figures in the table bear no relation to the narrative?

Rashford £106M (table), career high of £73M (Dec 2021) in the text, now £51M + a packet of Bird's Eye finest.

It might be what they value their players at.

Id be surprised if anyone would go over £50m for Rashford. Only PSG would be mad enough.

 

[aminegriffy1]

The rag are such a toxic club that people who come to the club forget how to play football. It's weird seeing Sancho becoming a football club again and it wouldn't surprise me if Rashford turns it around.