United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Rags considering a bid for Mbappe according to Talkshite...

Still need to flog tickets I see.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I was just reading about the rags efforts to buy a striker since Wout's departure.
First they were after Harry which has bit the dust (or has it?) as he cost too much.
Then they targetted an Atalanta player, Rasmus Hojlund, who also appears to be over their budget.
Now they've decided that if they can't get Rasmus they are in for Kolo Muani who is also wanted by Spuds if they sell Harry......
Confusing this isn't it?

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

That elanga has gone to forest.
Only thing I've seen him do is dive.
When will forest learn.
Last year lingard this year elanga

 

[dadnlad]

They’ll sign the lad from Atalanta who has a similar name to Haaland,don’t know if that’s their reasoning for going after the lad but I’m sure regardless he’ll be getting compared to him just like Nunez was ..Next please ..

just had the unfortunate pleasure of listening to some know nowt i guess youtube pundits on ssn and this lad is the dogs bollocks and cheap

i know my fault for having it on in background while ironing

 

[TheThirdDeano]

They won’t be happy with rashford telling everyone how great our players are haha

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

They won’t be happy with rashford telling everyone how great our players are haha

Unless he's after a move to City

 

[Eds]

That elanga has gone to forest.
Only thing I've seen him do is dive.
When will forest learn.
Last year lingard this year elanga

According to the rags and their nursery rhymes I thought he was a dancer not a diver. Still shit though.

 

[deano ou812]

just had the unfortunate pleasure of listening to some know nowt i guess youtube pundits on ssn and this lad is the dogs bollocks and cheap

i know my fault for having it on in background while ironing

Ironing you say,a man’s work is never done ;-)

 

[deano ou812]

The amount of debt this lot are carrying is astronomical yet they keep spending with impunity. I know nothing will be done about it, just thought I'd mention it.

Unfortunately if they were under the same rules as the majority of teams they’d be fucked and fighting off relegation..

 

[deano ou812]

I knew it I fucking knew they’d do it,the BBC have an article up comparing the lad and possible target for the rags to Haaland deary me the desperation..