United Thread - 2023/24

[Bluesince1979]

Fuckin red bastards

 

[hertsblue]

I knew it I fucking knew they’d do it,the BBC have an article up comparing the lad and possible target for the rags to Haaland deary me the desperation..

And they went with this:
The comparisons between Erling Haaland and Rasmus Hojlund are obvious.
Both are over 6ft with a mop of blond hair. Both are ruthless in the final third.

Hojland scored 9 goals in 33 games last season

 

[TonyM]

And they went with this:
The comparisons between Erling Haaland and Rasmus Hojlund are obvious.
Both are over 6ft with a mop of blond hair. Both are ruthless in the final third.

Hojland scored 9 goals in 33 games last season

It's your classic aala v ojlu scenario

 

[deano ou812]

And they went with this:
The comparisons between Erling Haaland and Rasmus Hojlund are obvious.
Both are over 6ft with a mop of blond hair. Both are ruthless in the final third.

Hojland scored 9 goals in 33 games last season

It’s like they are desperate for him to be exactly like Haaland or better,and the hope that it propels them to challenging for the league,they are all desperate wankers ..

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It’s like they are desperate for him to be exactly like Haaland or better,and the hope that it propels them to challenging for the league,they are all desperate wankers ..

When you buy Haaland on Wish...

 

[Ardnaree]

And they went with this:
The comparisons between Erling Haaland and Rasmus Hojlund are obvious.
Both are over 6ft with a mop of blond hair. Both are ruthless in the final third.

Hojland scored 9 goals in 33 games last season

It's worse than that. Hojlund wasn't even a regular starter for Atalanta until the second half of the season. He only started in 20 games, so Atalanta weren't even that convinced on him. So to even put them in the same bracket as Erling is ridiculous. Ten Hag wants a Weghorse Mark 2 to chase after people.

N.B. Someone on Youtube will now say that Hojlund's goal to game ratio is elite because he scored eleventy goals in a friendly against the faro islands!

 

[Aba452]

And they went with this:
The comparisons between Erling Haaland and Rasmus Hojlund are obvious.
Both are over 6ft with a mop of blond hair. Both are ruthless in the final third.

Hojland scored 9 goals in 33 games last season

Well worth 60 MILLION sheets of uncle Malcolm's spawns' debt ridden money!

They really are in a class of their own, particularly with player recruitment.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It's worse than that. Hojlund wasn't even a regular starter for Atalanta until the second half of the season. He only started in 20 games, so Atalanta weren't even that convinced on him. So to even put them in the same bracket as Erling is ridiculous. Ten Hag wants a Weghorse Mark 2 to chase after people.

N.B. Someone on Youtube will now say that Hojlund's goal to game ratio is elite because he scored eleventy goals in a friendly against the faro islands!

For Ten Haag to have actually signed Weghorst tells you how fucking innovative he is.

The player is a carthorse pretending to be a footballer , and yet was actually played by the greatest team in the world !

Totally embarrassing club, management and braindead fans.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

The amount of debt this lot are carrying is astronomical yet they keep spending with impunity. I know nothing will be done about it, just thought I'd mention it.

....and the first iteration of FFP was to control DEBTuntil Gill and his luckiest shit their kex and changed it.

It's piss funny to know that, not only are they now hamstrung by their own invention, but have also failed their own exam.

Brilliant !!

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

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Christ, that's going back some. Confused, you will be.