United Thread - 2023/24

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hertsblue said:
And they went with this:
The comparisons between Erling Haaland and Rasmus Hojlund are obvious.
Both are over 6ft with a mop of blond hair. Both are ruthless in the final third.

Hojland scored 9 goals in 33 games last season
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They'd be better off comparing him with Weghorst
 
halfcenturyup said:
Quite a game apparently. A yellow for a punctured lung, a red for a dangerous tackle and the team playing in red with United on their shirts wasn't United ....
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Haven't seen any highlights of their preseason games - but saw Tarquins on Twitter complaining that the Rags were dirty in their friendly too... is this Tent Peg's new tactic..? Kick fuck out of the opposition?
 
Just seen that challenge by the keeper on Wrexham's striker. Looked pre meditated. Should have had a red and a long ban.
 
Bill the Blue said:
Not in my lifetime.. Pisscan

I can guarantee that we will finish above them next year.. Ticket Tout..

The banner.. Fcuked off for ever..

We aspire to be like City.. The Chosen One..

The chosen one
(Give it to) Giggs(y)
Van Gaal
The (not so) special one
The Paper Boy (my personal favourite)
Carrick
Wreck it Ralph
Poundland Pep (if he's played for Ajax, I'll recommend we overpay to get him signed up)..

A bigger fkin list of losers you'd be hard pressed to find..

The piano player
The dabber
Right said
Slab head
Stan Laurel
The winger from Ajax who pirouettes with the ball but does fcuk all else (what a tw*t)
Fake Ronaldo
Tony Marshall
The donut thief
Obi Wan(ker)
Linda's off
Jaded Sancho
Fat face
Rodent face

What's that ?

Roughly £1billon pounds worth of utter crap, that's what that is..

The sad rags whinge like fcuk but uncle Malc has tipped up a billion quid for the above dross.

No wonder the poor fcukers have no spare cash to fix the roof and improve their training facilities.

If I was them I'd be hanging on for £6billion plus too to recoup my wasted billions..

I must point out the the rags are the current holders of the LC to be fair..

However, I must also point out that..

We've completely surpassed them over the past decade

More PL titles..
More CL titles..
More FA Cups..
More League cups..
More Charity shields..

Bigger revenues
Stadia expansion
Top class infrastructure
Top class owner
Top class manager
Move valuable squad
Treble winners
Domestic quadruple winners
100 points in a season
3 PL wins on the spin
5 of the last 6 PL titles

They are a fkin shambles, from the archaic manager that still walks the corridors of the swamp, accompanied by the ticket tout, the ladies toilet botherer and that bent **** Gill through to the deluded hoards who still proclaim them to be relevant..

Good on the Glazer's to string them all along, hang in there boys you're doing a fantastic job..!

Oh and to cap it all off, the cheating bastards have failed FFP..

What a fkin joke they've become..!

We've totally and utterly broken them.

There are teenagers leaving school who have absolutely no recollection of the rags winning the league... but apparently they are the biggest club in world football..

Whereby in reality, they are not even the biggest club in Greater Manchester..!
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Trevor Morley's Tache said:
You may have a point there. I seem to recall that the video technology used in VAR had difficulty seeing certain colours (although I can't find the article).

It wouldn't happen to be green would it?
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That's why Serie A banned green kits.

Rashford will have boots to match.
 
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