United Thread - 2023/24

[blue44]

Apologies if already posted.

 

[Blue5964]

 

[BlueFurn]

a rag at work told me he was going to the swamp tonight, had been given 3 tickets.
I asked where for, deep end or shallow end...

Maybe not original but he didn't like it much, especially when the guy who gave him the tickets asked if he had any armbands...

 

[mexico1970]

One of my wifes old school friends stopped us in the street today she must have noticed the wifes city shirt from across the road, she crossed the road and the first thing she said was well done last night looks like it's another title in the bag.

Then came the but...

"aren't you getting a bit fed up winning the league every year?"

The reply was a standard one

"did your lot get tired of winning the title every year?"

"well it was different then"

I blurted out "how was it different?"

Her husband was embarrassed for her and herded her away before she soiled herself more. Why do people feel the need to be just rude and get offended when you shine a light on their shit?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

The swamp Top Ten:

1. Waterfall - The Stone Roses
2. I Think It’s Going To Rain Today - UB40
3. Crying In The Rain - The Everly Brothers
4. Waterloo - ABBA
5. The Whole Of The Moon - The Waterboys
6. It’s Raining Plastics - The Weather Girls
7. Since You Been Gone (pisscan) - Rainbow
8. Sweet Surrender - Wet Wet Wet
9. Soaking At The swamp - Marshall Hain
10, Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head % Sasha Distel

The state of that shithole brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'subs bench'.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Blue5964]

 

[Vienna_70]

Is it true that the rags' shirt sponsor next season will be Speedo?

 

[bluemonkey71]

C'mon the Geordies, smash them into next week

 

[Gazza]

Is it true that the rags' shirt sponsor next season will be Speedo?

Leek Building Society.