United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Have they had their trophy parade yet?

Singapore refused it due to their littering laws.

 

[kippaxking79]

Losing the FA cup to them may be a blessing in disguise.
I know it hurt at the time and we were all pissed off. But now the dust has settled we can think about what it means for them.

It has secured Tent peg for another year at least. Uniteds biggest failure in recent history. That's got to be a bonus.

Scruffy Jim will think everything is not as bad as it seems and carry on the "united way".

The way I see it. Them lot winning the FA cup would be like me sticking a plaster on a bullet wound.

They will still be shit next year. In dissaray by Christmas and their fans will still be sitting under the trafford equivalent of niagra falls.

Whilst we will be challenging on all 4 fronts.

Fuck them!!

 

[bigA]

One FA Cup win and all the rags are giving it the billy big bollocks thinking that they're back and think that pound shop Haaland, Mainure, Direallo and Gazpacho are the future. 8th place and embarrassment in the Thursday night also rans league awaits again or even worse.

 

[give it to gordon]

One FA Cup win and all the rags are giving it the billy big bollocks thinking that they're back and think that pound shop Haaland, Mainure, Direallo and Gazpacho are the future. 8th place and embarrassment in the Thursday night also rans league awaits again or even worse.

Yet in reality the dippers hammered them but some how lost.
Coventry beat them in the semi's only bent VAR saved them after throwing a 3-nil lead.
We turned up pissed, after the strain of winning 4 in a row. Gave them the first goal and rags played like an under 12s team.

 

[Protein Junkie]

It’s been no different these last ten years but the spawny FACup win has added fuel to the fire this close season.
We all know the routine. The Season finishes and the Rags get all giddy again until three weeks into the new campaign it’s then the same old story.
Zebra pants, green&gold and Tena Pad out.
And they never learn.
Scum.

 

[Vienna_70]

1st week of post season and already the media are doing their utd pr shit.

Yesterday they was signing Braithwaite.
Today they are signing Chalobah.

Got all this shite all fuckin summer again.

And yet, a couple of weeks ago, Slimy Stone had the temerity to suggest that they don’t have a pot to piss in.

Or words to that effect.

 

[Vienna_70]

A ginger thug whose on-field acts of extreme violence were encouraged by 'the brand' that employed him. A man who is known more for his petulant displays of brutality on the pitch rather than for his undoubted skills and ability. A nasty, volatile man who -had he played for any other team- would have had far far more red cards that he did.

Outside of the protection afforded him by the rag-worshipping media, he would have been a plodding, mediocre journeyman with a career considerably shorter than it actually was.

And a pig ginger, known for crying on TV, when his team loses.

 

[The_Maverick]

A ginger thug whose on-field acts of extreme violence were encouraged by 'the brand' that employed him. A man who is known more for his petulant displays of brutality on the pitch rather than for his undoubted skills and ability. A nasty, volatile man who -had he played for any other team- would have had far far more red cards that he did.

Outside of the protection afforded him by the rag-worshipping media, he would have been a plodding, mediocre journeyman with a career considerably shorter than it actually was.

So I guess you have him on speed dial... Hey Alexa Call fat ginger **** pig?

 

[johncity]

One FA Cup win and all the rags are giving it the billy big bollocks thinking that they're back and think that pound shop Haaland, Mainure, Direallo and Gazpacho are the future. 8th place and embarrassment in the Thursday night also rans league awaits again or even worse.

Couldn’t of put it any better scumCTID

 

[johncity]

It’s been no different these last ten years but the spawny FACup win has added fuel to the fire this close season.
We all know the routine. The Season finishes and the Rags get all giddy again until three weeks into the new campaign it’s then the same old story.
Zebra pants, green&gold and Tena Pad out.
And they never learn.
Scum.

So true pal deluded cunts I would of give it 2 weeks but 3 nearly there haha