United Thread - 2023/24

[bluethrunthru]

Only when they win, that's how he keeps his boyish figure. Luke Shaw has it after every match, sometimes at the half.

Shaw is like Dr Who but its not fish fingers its sausage rolls and he doesn't dip them in custard he prefers dripping

 

[bluetonium]

Just seen that the scum have been awarded £3.9m for winning the fa cup.

Lifting that trophy has also apparently triggered a clause in Mason Mount's, meaning they have to pay Chelsea £5m. Potentially the clause was only triggered because Mount appeared in the final, being subbed on in the 93rd minute.

Somewhere there is a brewery missing it's Chief of Royal Piss Ups.

 

[Vienna_70]

Had a read on the Caf's "Pep's all-time XI". They are so ridiculously biased that they are coming up with the smallest reasons to not include any of our players in it, you wonder why they even have the thread in the first place.

One hilarious comment even said we have no "all-time greats" in Pep's 8 years here, so it was surprising to them how much we won. Work that one out.

Apparently a record-breaking, treble-winning, 4-in-a-row league winning team of players can't get into Pep's all-time.

That just shows how much the last eight years have hurt the sad bastards.

 

[bigA]

1st week of post season and already the media are doing their utd pr shit.

Yesterday they was signing Braithwaite.
Today they are signing Chalobah.

Got all this shite all fuckin summer again.

The media have got it all wrong as usual due to a dodgy phone line. What the press officer really said was that United were signing a deal with Laithwaites to keep the old pisscan Ferguson topped up as it was cheaper to buy wine than single malt whiskey (courtesy of Scruffy Jim's cost cutting exercise) and they are signing Shalamar on an exclusive contract to provide half time entertainment at Old Trafford. Again more cheap and cheerful innovations from Scruffy Jim.

 

[johncity]

That one frightening Munter! Who the hell is she?

They /there

 

[At-Swim-Two-Birds]

They /there

My daughter had a go at me for being a dinosaur in gender politics terms. When I told I told her that actually I identify as a non-binary teen with rapid-onset dysphoria she never mentioned it again.

 

[Franny 1234]

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This is how a club reacts to losing a Cup Final. Class indeed.

Unlike last season when United couldn't wait to get off the pitch after losing. Classless.

Yet one of these clubs gets continually slagged off by jealous fans who claim they are cheats. And it isn't the ones in red.

To be fair to the rag players we was pretty loud singing Your F-ucking Shit. Lol

 

[Franny 1234]

Was walking through a park in Peckham earlier with my city top on, had some South East London wannabe gangster in a United top get in my face and kick my dog. Lovely bunch

I would of been arrested in the same situation. Well done for not kicking him.

 

[old blue]

Was walking through a park in Peckham earlier with my city top on, had some South East London wannabe gangster in a United top get in my face and kick my dog. Lovely bunch

Echoes of Major Lance and Wayne Fontana.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Shaw is like Dr Who but its not fish fingers its sausage rolls and he doesn't dip them in custard he prefers dripping

He’s changed his surname to Littler and now plays Darts.