United Thread - 2023/24

[blue b4 the moon]

Come off the fence and tell us what you really think:-)

Always good to keep a slight air of mystery ;)

 

[Oystercatcher28]

Seasons over now and at some point this thread will have a reset so just one thing to do before it disappears into the either.

A big fat FUCK OFF YOU RAG SCUM, ALL WHO SAIL WITHIN THE SWAMP, ALL THE PLASTIC WANKERS WHO'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE WATERFALL AND ALL THE MEDIA TOSSERS WHO ARE CONSTANTLY ON THE RIM.

SCUM!!!!!!!

Apart from that, the black VW coffee van outside ain't bad, right?

 

[Akira]

Had a read on the Caf's "Pep's all-time XI". They are so ridiculously biased that they are coming up with the smallest reasons to not include any of our players in it, you wonder why they even have the thread in the first place.

One hilarious comment even said we have no "all-time greats" in Pep's 8 years here, so it was surprising to them how much we won. Work that one out.

Apparently a record-breaking, treble-winning, 4-in-a-row league winning team of players can't get into Pep's all-time.

 

[tweety]

Had a read on the Caf's "Pep's all-time XI". They are so ridiculously biased that they are coming up with the smallest reasons to not include any of our players in it, you wonder why they even have the thread in the first place.

One hilarious comment even said we have no "all-time greats" in Pep's 8 years here, so it was surprising to them how much we won. Work that one out.

Apparently a record-breaking, treble-winning, 4-in-a-row league winning team of players can't get into Pep's all-time.

I reckon half of the Muppets that post on there aren't even rags, seems mostly Madrid fan boys.

 

[KentBlue]

Was walking through a park in Peckham earlier with my city top on, had some South East London wannabe gangster in a United top get in my face and kick my dog. Lovely bunch

They kicked your poochie? Bastards! I'm an animal lover so I hope karma gets its revenge - soon. There's absolutely NO justification in hurting innocent animals, none whatsoever, so fingers crossed some big 6'-6" ex-para, martial arts specialist evens the scales up a bit.

Uber cunts!

 

[Ithryn Luin]

Seen her on sky, hate her with a passion, cockney rag

That one frightening Munter! Who the hell is she?

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Happens every year mate.

They are signing half the world's population in players and we're selling everyone in our first 11.

If that happened we will still be better than them

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Just read they're going to sign mainoo to a new contract quadrupling his wage, £80 per match seems a bit steep so early in his stellar career.

He gets jelly and cream too you know

 

[deegee33]

He gets jelly and cream too you know

Only when they win, that's how he keeps his boyish figure. Luke Shaw has it after every match, sometimes at the half.