United Thread - 2023/24

[Grassland Blue]

I think I might be confusing some of our Nigerian neighbours.
With loads of "Old Trafford is Old Trafford" comments on social media, I started highlighting historical dates surrounding Old Trafford sports stadium to help them out.
Somewhat inadvertently, it appears that I might have "accidentally" used dates relating to the Emirates Old Trafford rather than the swamp.
Ah well......

Ah well indeed.
Hehe......

 

[Vienna_70]

'The Kuntz Stadium at Old Trafford' does have a certain ring to it.

And my oh my, imagine, say, that slight quiver of Gary Lineker's lip when on MOTD he introduces 'Reporting from the Kuntz Stadium at Old Trafford, Guy Mowbray..'

I'd hope that the nation's guffaws and chortles would not be so obvious were this to come to pass..*

(* Oh, please, if there is a God, let it happen!)

I remember when Linekar was talking about Jack Hunt.

He said,"I’ll have to be careful how I say that".

 

[manimanc]

Looks like utd women don't fancy Hough End esque changing rooms next season.

 

[KentBlue]

Plymouth are playing Cheltenham in a Carabao Cup tie, predictably enough the BBC have labelled it as Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle vs Cheltenham. So that's Derby, DC United, Birmingham City and now Plymouth that have had their names changed by the BBC to accommodate Shrek.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I heard United have given Mason Greenwood the green light to come back and also given him a squad number
This will not sit well with the ladies' team, But Jim has fixed it

Jim has fixed it until it has to roll, and then the wheels are comin' off!

 

[JASR]

I think I might be confusing some of our Nigerian neighbours.
With loads of "Old Trafford is Old Trafford" comments on social media, I started highlighting historical dates surrounding Old Trafford sports stadium to help them out.
Somewhat inadvertently, it appears that I might have "accidentally" used dates relating to the Emirates Old Trafford rather than the swamp.
Ah well......

Suggestions for sponsorship of stadium:

The Old Spice stadium
The tik tok stadium

 

[BlueRockape]

Suggestions for sponsorship of stadium:

The Old Spice stadium
The tik tok stadium

The Peds on yer bike shithole

 

[KS55]

The Peds on yer bike shithole

Cayman tax haven stadium.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I heard United have given Mason Greenwood the green light to come back and also given him a squad number

Red lights are more appropriate for that fella

 

[remember arthur mann]

Manchester City offered chance to sign €85 million Manchester United forward in cut-price deal

Premier League champions Manchester City have reportedly been offered the chance to recruit one of Erik ten Hag’s out-of-favour attacking players. Etihad Stadium officials are understood to be on the…

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