United Thread - 2023/24

[ancoats]

I heard United have given Mason Greenwood the green light to come back and also given him a squad number
This will not sit well with the ladies' team, But Jim has fixed it

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

'The Kuntz Stadium at Old Trafford' does have a certain ring to it.

And my oh my, imagine, say, that slight quiver of Gary Lineker's lip when on MOTD he introduces 'Reporting from the Kuntz Stadium at Old Trafford, Guy Mowbray..'

I'd hope that the nation's guffaws and chortles would not be so obvious were this to come to pass..*

(* Oh, please, if there is a God, let it happen!)

"And now let's go over to the Kuntz, where's there's been a goal."

"Yes Jeff, but it's the Kuntz who have conceded, as Villa have scored".

 

[mexico1970]

I heard United have given Mason Greenwood the green light to come back and also given him a squad number
This will not sit well with the ladies' team, But Jim has fixed it

They tried to offset their "wrong 'un" footprint and failed.

 

[manimanc]

Man United tipped to beat Chelsea and Liverpool to £65m Marc Guehi transfer

Man United tipped to beat Chelsea and Liverpool to £65m Marc Guehi transfer

Marc Guehi has been one of the standout players for England so far during Euro 2024 and will look to continue to impress in the tournament.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Yay there's another for the list.

Uncanny that England's best performer (imho) is linked with these clowns.

How strange.

 

[JASR]

Mary Earps has jumped ship, after running her contract down, though she was a bit of a mercenary (ah…), but at the time she was at united, the media were all for her

Zelem,(who she?) club captain, has jumped ship , after running her contract down, though she was a bit of a mercenary (ah…)

It’s as though they know the crumbs united have given to the women’s team, are now going to be even less…

 

[law74]

Looks like scruffy jim is feeling the pinch.

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I think I might be confusing some of our Nigerian neighbours.
With loads of "Old Trafford is Old Trafford" comments on social media, I started highlighting historical dates surrounding Old Trafford sports stadium to help them out.
Somewhat inadvertently, it appears that I might have "accidentally" used dates relating to the Emirates Old Trafford rather than the swamp.
Ah well......

 

[Grassland Blue]

I think I might be confusing some of our Nigerian neighbours.
With loads of "Old Trafford is Old Trafford" comments on social media, I started highlighting historical dates surrounding Old Trafford sports stadium to help them out.
Somewhat inadvertently, it appears that I might have "accidentally" used dates relating to the Emirates Old Trafford rather than the swamp.
Ah well......

Ah well indeed.
Hehe......

 

[Vienna_70]

'The Kuntz Stadium at Old Trafford' does have a certain ring to it.

And my oh my, imagine, say, that slight quiver of Gary Lineker's lip when on MOTD he introduces 'Reporting from the Kuntz Stadium at Old Trafford, Guy Mowbray..'

I'd hope that the nation's guffaws and chortles would not be so obvious were this to come to pass..*

(* Oh, please, if there is a God, let it happen!)

I remember when Linekar was talking about Jack Hunt.

He said,"I’ll have to be careful how I say that".

 

[manimanc]

Looks like utd women don't fancy Hough End esque changing rooms next season.

 

[KentBlue]

Plymouth are playing Cheltenham in a Carabao Cup tie, predictably enough the BBC have labelled it as Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle vs Cheltenham. So that's Derby, DC United, Birmingham City and now Plymouth that have had their names changed by the BBC to accommodate Shrek.