United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

This is how it feels to be city
This is how it feels to be small
You had tuchel then beat us to keep in ten hag

 

[KentBlue]

Van Horseface joining as "Assistant"

To assist a useless fucker they are enlisting another useless fucker.

(As I wrote the word 'enlisting' I immediately thought of XTC's Sgt Rock, and I now have that in my head, so I'm passing it on to you lot - my generosity recognises no boundaries.)

 

[city2]

I see they have shown a great deal of commitment in tent peg a measly 12 month extension on the same wages hardly screams a positive move, because no fucker wanted the job and it will be the same in the near future.

 

[horlock_was_super]

To assist a useless fucker they are enlisting another useless fucker.

(As I wrote the word 'enlisting' I immediately thought of XTC's Sgt Rock, and I now have that in my head, so I'm passing it on to you lot - my generosity recognises no boundaries.)

Girl I was seeing eons ago won a competition on Piccadilly Radio which involved guessing a song from just the one word within said song.
It wasn’t won for ages and she was desperate to win.
She finally gets through and correctly answered the word was from Sgt Rock.
She won a 261 Car Sticker - she couldn’t drive!
Oh and nytid are scum.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I see they have shown a great deal of commitment in tent peg a measly 12 month extension on the same wages hardly screams a positive move, because no fucker wanted the job and it will be the same in the near future.

Isn't pep leaving next season...?

 

[hallsteve62]

To assist a useless fucker they are enlisting another useless fucker.

(As I wrote the word 'enlisting' I immediately thought of XTC's Sgt Rock, and I now have that in my head, so I'm passing it on to you lot - my generosity recognises no boundaries.)

Tune!

 

[Milesvk]

Surley the most socialist capitalist person G Neville will demand they keep the 250 staff on board. Surely Rashford will do his dutiful thing and go public (for his own PR) to tell the world about the evils of redundancy (also whilst negotiating a new improved contract now that he knows £10M a year has been freed up). Surely the pisscan will step aside a free up his £2M a year to saved some of the staff.
Maybe they want to reduce the staff because the less people know about how Beresford gets the best out of players, the better.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Surley the most socialist capitalist person G Neville will demand they keep the 250 staff on board. Surely Rashford will do his dutiful thing and go public (for his own PR) to tell the world about the evils of redundancy (also whilst negotiating a new improved contract now that he knows £10M a year has been freed up). Surely the pisscan will step aside a free up his £2M a year to saved some of the staff.
Maybe they want to reduce the staff because the less people know about how Beresford gets the best out of players, the better.

I'm looking forward to the Gary Neville Picket line.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I'm looking forward to the Gary Neville Picket line.

More chance of Wilson Picket

 

[deegee33]

Another pearler from Donovan went something like this:

"The only player I’ve seen take a free-kick as good as him (I forget who he was talking about) is dozy David.

I nearly threw something at the TV.

But you forget that LD corrected Darke Ian, when he so proudly stated that due to their 6th place finish in the PL they will be playing in Europe next season. LD said "no Ian, they finished 8th and only are playing in Europe because they defeated an exhausted Man City team in the FA Cup final."