United Thread - 2023/24

[mancity2012_eamo]

That Alex fella sounds like a mardarsed c**t.

 

[East Level 2]

I know you guys would have been pissed off to lose the FA Cup final but in hindsight it was a stroke of genius and part of a masterclass to keep the Rags in the doldrums for another few years yet.

Ensuring that Ten Haag stays for more time and continues the rot is worth so much more than the 2nd tier trophy in England anyway.

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, and may I add bollocks. - Not just cos you're a Gooner, I've been saying the same to City fans all summer.
Saving Ten Bob's job might screw them a bit, but keeping them out of Europe would have had a much greater impact.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Shergar would do a better job than ten rags .. He’s fuckin clueless :-)

United DNA Take 2

 

[manclad]

To assist a useless fucker they are enlisting another useless fucker.

(As I wrote the word 'enlisting' I immediately thought of XTC's Sgt Rock, and I now have that in my head, so I'm passing it on to you lot - my generosity recognises no boundaries.)

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[jrb]

Do the 250 include the referees and VAR officials who failed them last season?

Howard Webb will no longer be on United’s payroll.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Tent Peg given a year's extension despite 8th place, a minus GD and a CL group stage crash out.... All saved and still here because of a fluke win over us.

 

[Blue Mist]

Surley the most socialist capitalist person G Neville will demand they keep the 250 staff on board. Surely Rashford will do his dutiful thing and go public (for his own PR) to tell the world about the evils of redundancy (also whilst negotiating a new improved contract now that he knows £10M a year has been freed up). Surely the pisscan will step aside a free up his £2M a year to saved some of the staff.
Maybe they want to reduce the staff because the less people know about how Beresford gets the best out of players, the better.

You make some very good points. Some, maybe half ? will be on minimum wage. Suddenly they are UB40.
Neville the soap box socialist, Rashford the free school meals provider and the Govan born in poverty piss can should all be up in arms. Mind you, Scruffy Jim employed Neville so maybe he had to sack the 250 to pay Ratboy.
The gpc doesn't know what day it is and the other fucker doesn't want to attract attention to his 350k A WEEK contract.

 

[jimharri]

That Alex fella sounds like a mardarsed c**t.

 

[citymad]

Would've preferred Wastecoat to take over the rags but we've got to be happy with Tent Peg staying. It's the hope that kills and long may it continue.

 

[citymad]

Tent Peg given a year's extension despite 8th place, a minus GD and a CL group stage crash out.... All saved and still here because of a fluke win over us.

Indeed and the only positive that came out of that game.