United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Mainoo’s breakthrough tournament, putting himself in the shop window to be snapped up by a big club like City or Madrid.

 

[Gordyola]

erm haven't united massively breached PRS then with those quarter accounts, even prior to the final quarter results in the PRS 3-year cycle (barring a frankly unbelievable humongous profit in the final quarter to end of June 2024)?
Adding the £71m loss to the existing figures:
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115+28+71 = £214m loss + the final quarter's loss still to be added, so they are already DOUBLE the allowable PRS 3-year loss, and only have a quarter to find £ 109m+ behind the sofa?!?

Edit: I don't know what the 1st 2 quarters of 23/24 results were, so whatever profit/loss of that needs to be added into figures.

PSR prohibit all clubs in the Premier League from accumulating losses in excess of £105 million in a three-year period. Not all club spending is captured by the £105 million limit: infrastructure, women's football, investment in youth and community work costs are all deductible for PSR purposes.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Rashford will be happy there's a young, talented rag kid waiting to take his sponsorship deals.

J whatever z looks on with envy

 

[hertsblue]

1st ever "official" diving coach ?

Manchester United have confirmed Rene Hake and Ruud van Nistelrooy have joined the club as assistant managers to Erik ten Hag

 

[Vienna_70]

1st ever "official" diving coach ?

Manchester United have confirmed Rene Hake and Ruud van Nistelrooy have joined the club as assistant managers to Erik ten Hag

Van Nosebag was at it all game, during the last Maine Road derby.

Thankfully, the referee didn’t fall for his antics, and Gerard Wiekens marshalled him expertly throughout the match.

He would make a great diving coach at the swamp.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

PSR prohibit all clubs in the Premier League from accumulating losses in excess of £105 million in a three-year period. Not all club spending is captured by the £105 million limit: infrastructure, women's football, investment in youth and community work costs are all deductible for PSR purposes.

That £50m they've spent on fixing the water feature should see them ok.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

So they’re paying more than the release clause for this kid nobody has ever heard of?

The Ashworth effect.

 

[Blue Mist]

I don't know whether it's my phone or the Internet that's not working but I'm sick of not getting a proper answer.
A lad I know has said they'd signed some 20 yr old but didnt know any details so I typed in the search section, 'have the rags signed anybody yet'. Not one bloody answer refered to that shower of shit.
Is it the internet or do I need a new phone ?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I don't know whether it's my phone or the Internet that's not working but I'm sick of not getting a proper answer.
A lad I know has said they'd signed some 20 yr old but didnt know any details so I typed in the search section, 'have the rags signed anybody yet'. Not one bloody answer refered to that shower of shit.
Is it the internet or do I need a new phone ?

They have signed someone. A utd fan just told me too. I'd never heard of the fella though.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

I don't know whether it's my phone or the Internet that's not working but I'm sick of not getting a proper answer.
A lad I know has said they'd signed some 20 yr old but didnt know any details so I typed in the search section, 'have the rags signed anybody yet'. Not one bloody answer refered to that shower of shit.
Is it the internet or do I need a new phone ?

See above. They’ve signed some **** who’s release is €40m - for €42m ( clown emoji )