United Thread - 2023/24

[tommybooth]

Fook me they have signed Mr Ugly.

 

[jacko74]

Seems quiet in media regarding St Findus’ 6 month driving ban, saw a single article about him speeding on a motorway in his £700,000 Rolls Royce. Why the silence?

It's a disgrace that he didn't face any charges following his crash where he was travelling so fast he demolished a set of lights and wrote off his Rolls Royce, in fact it was deemed the other drivers fault for supposedly pulling into his lane and colliding with him, but it's obvious he was travelling well in excess of the speed limit for that section of road and that she didn't expect him to appear where he did.

 

[dickie davies]

Fook me they have signed Mr Ugly.

No
They already have Mr Ugly and Mr Ugly V2, V3, V4, V5 & V6
This is Mr Ugly V7

 

[blue b4 the moon]

No
They already have Mr Ugly and Mr Ugly V2, V3, V4, V5 & V6
This is Mr Ugly V7

You ugly bastards it should have been 10.

 

[pride in battle]

United are certainly being aggressive. Don’t know much about ugarte tbh

Who ????

 

[old blue]

Year after year another expensive signing. Apart From Bruno Mercury and maybe Garnacho (up for debate) do they actually pull any decent signings off?

Bruno Mercury made me smile. Explains why he is 5ft 4inches in the winter and 6 ft in the summer.

 

[NZBlue]

At least the rags got their signing of Jar Jar Binks through before the global IT meltdown

 

[Metal Biker]

Who ????

Who!?!

"Who" he says, like he's never heard of Manwell Uganda before today.

 

[Salford_Blue]

Fernandes is a good player when he stops the whining and theatrics.

Saw a different player at the Euros.

Very surprised he's likely to stay or saying that he wants to stay.

Where's the drive to win major trophies? He's 29/30, so not too long left, fella!

 

[hammocity]

Let's be honest how many on here on heard of this generational talent before last week? If he was that good wouldn't he at least have made the French squad for the Euros? 62m euros equates to around £52m. Forest have just signed a Serbian who has played over 200 times in Serie A, over 50 international caps, played in two world cups and a Euros for £12m.

Playing in the French League is similar to the Championship barring the odd game, he's, in for a shock, not even physically imposing, looks a proper **** though so should integrate easily into the squad.