United Thread - 2023/24

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Uwe Already said:
Seems quiet in media regarding St Findus’ 6 month driving ban, saw a single article about him speeding on a motorway in his £700,000 Rolls Royce. Why the silence?
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It's a disgrace that he didn't face any charges following his crash where he was travelling so fast he demolished a set of lights and wrote off his Rolls Royce, in fact it was deemed the other drivers fault for supposedly pulling into his lane and colliding with him, but it's obvious he was travelling well in excess of the speed limit for that section of road and that she didn't expect him to appear where he did.
 
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Crouchinho said:
Year after year another expensive signing. Apart From Bruno Mercury and maybe Garnacho (up for debate) do they actually pull any decent signings off?
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Bruno Mercury made me smile. Explains why he is 5ft 4inches in the winter and 6 ft in the summer.
 
Fernandes is a good player when he stops the whining and theatrics.

Saw a different player at the Euros.

Very surprised he's likely to stay or saying that he wants to stay.

Where's the drive to win major trophies? He's 29/30, so not too long left, fella!
 
Eds said:
Let's be honest how many on here on heard of this generational talent before last week? If he was that good wouldn't he at least have made the French squad for the Euros? 62m euros equates to around £52m. Forest have just signed a Serbian who has played over 200 times in Serie A, over 50 international caps, played in two world cups and a Euros for £12m.
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Playing in the French League is similar to the Championship barring the odd game, he's, in for a shock, not even physically imposing, looks a proper **** though so should integrate easily into the squad.
 
I have Sky Sports News 509 as my default setting so every time I turn my TV on that comes on. I was in & out a lot yesterday running here & there but everytime I came in & switched on the telly they were discussing Lenny Yoro transfer to the scum. We're they discussing it every minute of the day because it seems like that.
 
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I have Sky Sports News 509 as my default setting so every time I turn my TV on that comes on. I was in & out a lot yesterday running here & there but everytime I came in & switched on the telly they were discussing Lenny Yoro transfer to the scum. We're they discussing it every minute of the day because it seems like that.
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More than likely, but they are there to provide support for some of the most needy, weak and socially inadequate individuals that exist within the football supporting community.

That's also why they rely upon such fuckwits as Karveh / James Savindra ( who yesterday was visibly having an orgasm on screen ) whilst explaining how scruffy jim's initiative to bring in a new revolution of highly specialised individuals ( poached from other more capable and successful clubs ) to conduct transfers with such speed that it had caught other clubs completely off guard !

To be honest nobody should ever be surprised about the depths that sky in alliance with the rags will ever stoop to in the never-ending quest for publicity and money.
 
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Colin Bells Boots said:
More than likely, but they are there to provide support for some of the most needy and socially inadequate individuals that exist within the football supporting community.

That's also why they rely upon such fuckwits as Karveh / James Savindra ( who yesterday was visibly having an orgasm on screen ) whilst explaining how scruffy jim's initiative to bring in a new revolution of highly specialised individuals ( poached from other more capable and successful clubs ) to conduct transfers with such speed and
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How to conduct transfers with speed (the united way) :

1) Find a player nobody else wants and get the press to big him up.

2) Offer way more than anyone else in both fee and wages.

3) Get the press to pretend you have got a good deal for a player no one else wanted.
 
I see Captain Fish Fingers tried it on in court Beckham style but the judge wasn't having any of it.
The prick said "I was being followed" when doing 104 mph and received a 6 month ban. Surprised his brief didn't try the "it will affect his charity work" line to get him off.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Marcus Rashford speeds at 104mph on M60 to OVERTAKE unmarked police car

The 26-year-old has now been banned from driving
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
 
mancboy said:
Like u said the PR spin is crazy for these players, yoro didnt want to go there and openly stated it, they had to pay over the odds, pay him a massive wage AND lille had to threaten him with no playing next year to get him to go there .
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They really are the gift that keeps on giving.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
I see Captain Fish Fingers tried it on in court Beckham style but the judge wasn't having any of it.
The prick said "I was being followed" when doing 104 mph and received a 6 month ban. Surprised his brief didn't try the "it will affect his charity work" line to get him off.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Marcus Rashford speeds at 104mph on M60 to OVERTAKE unmarked police car

The 26-year-old has now been banned from driving
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
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Don't put ideas in his briefs head for the next time Fishfingers does it, which inevitably he will do.
 
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