United Thread - 2023/24

[It could have been 10]

I have Sky Sports News 509 as my default setting so every time I turn my TV on that comes on. I was in & out a lot yesterday running here & there but everytime I came in & switched on the telly they were discussing Lenny Yoro transfer to the scum. We're they discussing it every minute of the day because it seems like that.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I have Sky Sports News 509 as my default setting so every time I turn my TV on that comes on. I was in & out a lot yesterday running here & there but everytime I came in & switched on the telly they were discussing Lenny Yoro transfer to the scum. We're they discussing it every minute of the day because it seems like that.

More than likely, but they are there to provide support for some of the most needy, weak and socially inadequate individuals that exist within the football supporting community.

That's also why they rely upon such fuckwits as Karveh / James Savindra ( who yesterday was visibly having an orgasm on screen ) whilst explaining how scruffy jim's initiative to bring in a new revolution of highly specialised individuals ( poached from other more capable and successful clubs ) to conduct transfers with such speed that it had caught other clubs completely off guard !

To be honest nobody should ever be surprised about the depths that sky in alliance with the rags will ever stoop to in the never-ending quest for publicity and money.

 

[Vienna_70]

No
They already have Mr Ugly and Mr Ugly V2, V3, V4, V5 & V6
This is Mr Ugly V7

V7?

More like V17.

 

[mancboy]

More than likely, but they are there to provide support for some of the most needy and socially inadequate individuals that exist within the football supporting community.

That's also why they rely upon such fuckwits as Karveh / James Savindra ( who yesterday was visibly having an orgasm on screen ) whilst explaining how scruffy jim's initiative to bring in a new revolution of highly specialised individuals ( poached from other more capable and successful clubs ) to conduct transfers with such speed and

How to conduct transfers with speed (the united way) :

1) Find a player nobody else wants and get the press to big him up.

2) Offer way more than anyone else in both fee and wages.

3) Get the press to pretend you have got a good deal for a player no one else wanted.

 

[Vienna_70]

Playing in the French League is similar to the Championship barring the odd game, he's, in for a shock, not even physically imposing, looks a proper **** though so should integrate easily into the squad.

I’m looking forward to his encounters with Erling.

 

[KentBlue]

I’m looking forward to his encounters with Erling.

Alty man will red card him if so much as looks at the rag.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I see Captain Fish Fingers tried it on in court Beckham style but the judge wasn't having any of it.
The prick said "I was being followed" when doing 104 mph and received a 6 month ban. Surprised his brief didn't try the "it will affect his charity work" line to get him off.

Marcus Rashford speeds at 104mph on M60 to OVERTAKE unmarked police car

The 26-year-old has now been banned from driving

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[halfcenturyup]

Girona for 2'6" in 2 years!!

2/6 not 2'6". That is 30 inches ;)

 

[Blueboy73]

Like u said the PR spin is crazy for these players, yoro didnt want to go there and openly stated it, they had to pay over the odds, pay him a massive wage AND lille had to threaten him with no playing next year to get him to go there .

They really are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Blueboy73]

I see Captain Fish Fingers tried it on in court Beckham style but the judge wasn't having any of it.
The prick said "I was being followed" when doing 104 mph and received a 6 month ban. Surprised his brief didn't try the "it will affect his charity work" line to get him off.

Marcus Rashford speeds at 104mph on M60 to OVERTAKE unmarked police car

The 26-year-old has now been banned from driving

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Don't put ideas in his briefs head for the next time Fishfingers does it, which inevitably he will do.